Recent reviews by DarksydePhil

shockingly good re-release

but it doesn't really matter

none of this matters

Hey, Stupid! I have depression, you dumb ♥♥♥♥! I actually have it. I know what it feels like, all right? So if I know what it is do you think I'm gonna give bad advice about ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ depression? I didn't give the guy any advice. I made a joke about Street Fighter 6. You're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. Get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ you stupid loser who thinks you know anything about anything in real ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ life. You know nothing. You're the epitome of a waste of life to try to take an out of clip or out of text context clip and say that I said something bad about depression when I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ have it. Get ♥♥♥♥♥♥. Really. No, really, go ♥♥♥♥ yourself! You're a loser! You have no power over anyone on this planet! If you disappeared today no one would care. That's the truth of the matter. So go make as many games as you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ want with your loser circle.

Okay!

you can tell its a good video game because its built around being a fun video game instead of microtransactions and politics

i mean its a decent enough game but you're just playing with bots and once you realise it the game juts feels pointless and empty and slightly creepy

After BetaDwarf got the Netflix money, they decided to turn their depleted playerbase into free beta testers for their mobile port. After multiple days of "review bombing", BetaDwarf asks Valve to hide the bad reviews. The negative rating reverts to a postive one, anyone from the untapped mobile market trying to make an informed decision has now been hoodwinked into a falsely advertised product. Meanwhile the BetaDwarf staff "encourage" you to take your feedback off-site so they can control the discussion and hide it.

So now BetaDwarf have managed to get tens of thousands of hours of beta testing FOR FREE. They will polish up their game to bare minimum standards for the mobile release, hook themselves up to the Netflix Money I.V. Drip, and turn their backs on the people that helped grow their brand and delete or bury their feedback.

Hey I might be wrong though

talos principle 2 made me hate robots so much that if robots and AI were an ethnic minority responsible for all the worlds problems then i would be the adolf hitler of robots and AI

the last puzzles suck, the ending sucks the robots suck the story sucks

the first game is so much better

gum

- got a warning from a server mod for micspamming a DSP rant at the start of a match
- got told by a server mod who was making rape jokes in game (i have screenshots) that i "need(ed) to shut up" and that i had "enough reports for a ban as it is"
- constant ban waves for racism/discrimination, botting gets ignored

game used to be fun but for some reason i dont want to play it anymore idk

much better port than i expected. the emulator works fine. the analog controls work fine. the bonus content works fine.

edit: oh they broke it

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