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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 7:26pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 8:09pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 8:45pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 9:03am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 10:12am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 7:40pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 7:29am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 3:25pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2024 @ 7:28am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2024 @ 6:30am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2024 @ 3:25pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2024 @ 4:40pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 9:09am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 7:06pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 7:06pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 7:11pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 7:22pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 7:42pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 9:25pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 9:11am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 11:15am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 7:03pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:45am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2024 @ 11:32am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2024 @ 11:32am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2024 @ 11:32am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2024 @ 12:37pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 7:06pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 7:20pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 7:57pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 9:05pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 7:06pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 7:06pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 7:28pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 8:46pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:41am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 7:25pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 7:06pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 7:41pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 10:01pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 7:06pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 7:51pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 11:39am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 7:25pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 10:02pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 1:04pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 7:13pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 8:30pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 12:31pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 10:12pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 7:58am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2024 @ 7:07am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 9:48am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 2:28pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2024 @ 10:05am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 11:15am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 4:25pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2024 @ 6:36pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 6:41pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2024 @ 10:08am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2024 @ 3:18pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 5:09pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 6:09pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 6:24pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 7:41pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 8:57pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 10:25pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 7:05pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 7:24pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 8:53am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 7:57pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 10:07pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 6:04am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 11:02am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2024 @ 10:04am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2024 @ 11:11am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 10:48am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2024 @ 10:04am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 7:54am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2024 @ 6:36pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 9:34am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2024 @ 11:32am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:45am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2024 @ 3:50pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2024 @ 3:54pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:56am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 9:28pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2024 @ 3:13pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 9:32am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 1:01pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:43am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2024 @ 12:04pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2024 @ 7:07am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2024 @ 9:17pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 9:33pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 9:05pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 2:56pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 3:46pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 8:19pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 3:06pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 5:04pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2024 @ 11:46am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 7:49am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 2:53pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:12am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 4:46pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 4:46pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 5:30pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 5:30pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 6:09pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 1:54pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2024 @ 6:32am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2024 @ 4:35pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 6:48pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 4:42pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2024 @ 4:52pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 7:35am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 6:30pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 7:35am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2024 @ 8:58pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 7:40pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2024 @ 5:22pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2024 @ 7:16pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 3:21pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 3:55pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 4:22pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 4:57pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 5:06pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 5:42pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 5:42pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 6:32pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 7:06pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 5:31pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 7:29am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2024 @ 3:45pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 5:11pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2024 @ 12:50pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 4:21pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2024 @ 3:37pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2024 @ 7:27am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 4:46pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 4:46pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 5:30pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 5:30pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 6:09pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 6:48pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2024 @ 11:32am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 11:51am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 11:51am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 7:26pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 7:18am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 6:35pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 9:19pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 5:19am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 6:27am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 7:18pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 7:47pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 8:53am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 7:54am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 4:26pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2024 @ 10:43am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 8:22pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 12:08pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:44am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2024 @ 9:02am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 11:21am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 9:18pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 5:15pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 2:29pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2024 @ 4:41pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2024 @ 4:46pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 4:25pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 4:29pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 4:48pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 6:32pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 8:00pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 8:46pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 8:47pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 9:26pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 9:43pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 9:43pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 9:43pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 5:50am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 6:16am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 7:03am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 7:31am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 7:31am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 7:31am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2024 @ 11:32am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2024 @ 8:57pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2024 @ 11:25am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2024 @ 12:38pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2024 @ 3:46pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 5:59pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2024 @ 10:43am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 11:21am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 11:21am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 5:30pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 5:34pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 6:09pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 6:58pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 6:58pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 7:14pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 8:59pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 9:03pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 9:22pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 10:16am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 5:01pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 5:01pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 6:15pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 8:00pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 8:28pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 8:47pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 9:26pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 6:07am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 6:47pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2024 @ 10:09am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2024 @ 8:45pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2024 @ 3:18pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2024 @ 3:24pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2024 @ 7:29pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 11:07am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 4:30pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 4:43pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 5:07pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 5:59pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 7:58am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2024 @ 3:31am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 3:25pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2024 @ 4:26pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 9:03pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 6:09pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 5:59pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 7:18am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 11:20am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 4:51pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 5:31pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 5:30pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 5:34pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 6:09pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 9:02pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 8:59pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 9:18pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 9:29pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 9:31pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 9:32pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 6:04am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 8:17am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2024 @ 7:04pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2024 @ 11:12am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2024 @ 4:41pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 1:24pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2024 @ 11:12am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2024 @ 9:23pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 11:01am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 10:49am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 7:49pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 7:54pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 8:08pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 8:37pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 9:34pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 7:34am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 7:35am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 6:02pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 6:58pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 6:58pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 9:01pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 8:59pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 8:59pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 9:22pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 9:29pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 9:44pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 6:14am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 7:40am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 7:42am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 9:46pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 7:41am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 7:30am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 7:28am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 7:33am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 7:35am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 7:34am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 7:43am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 7:49am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 7:58am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 7:49am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 7:49am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 8:14am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 8:49am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 1:46pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 1:29pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 11:04am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 1:30pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 1:32pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 1:34pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 1:36pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 1:37pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 1:39pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 1:40pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 1:42pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 1:43pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 1:44pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 1:45pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2024 @ 9:02am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2024 @ 3:11pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 3:34pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 3:26pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2024 @ 3:19pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2024 @ 6:54pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 7:00pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 8:00pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 9:29pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 6:14am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 7:48am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 7:54pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 7:33am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 10:43am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 1:25pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2024 @ 3:30pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 5:59pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 9:00pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 9:30pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 6:49pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 9:00pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 9:04pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 9:18pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 9:28pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 9:31pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 5:51am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 7:33am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 7:33am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 7:40am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 7:40am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 7:42am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 7:54am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 9:03pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 9:30pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 9:31pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 9:44pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 6:45am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 7:41am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 7:43am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 7:48am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 7:48am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 7:48am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 8:30am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 8:39am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 9:34am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 7:29am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 7:29am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 7:29am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 7:33am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 7:42am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 7:49am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 8:34am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 9:19am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2024 @ 4:40pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 4:45pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2024 @ 9:44pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 4:44pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 10:23am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 4:44pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 1:51pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 7:18am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 10:25am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 10:25am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 10:25am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 11:49am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 7:38am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 7:39am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 10:54am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 11:07am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 1:00pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 1:00pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2024 @ 10:25am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2024 @ 10:24pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 9:51am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 7:38am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 7:38am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 9:31pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 6:41am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 7:33am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 7:36am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 7:39am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 7:41am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 7:43am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 7:54am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 8:37am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 9:33am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 10:48am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 10:52am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 11:08am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2024 @ 12:50pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2024 @ 3:54pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 11:07am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 7:09pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 9:03pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 9:31pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 7:34am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 7:49am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 8:30am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 11:26am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 11:26am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 7:55pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 7:33am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 10:43am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 1:23pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 7:51am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 12:26pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 7:42am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2024 @ 11:04am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2024 @ 8:57pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2024 @ 4:35pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 5:07pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 5:14pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 9:02pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 9:29pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 6:58am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 7:35am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 8:00am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 10:46am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 12:32pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 12:32pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 8:00pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 7:37am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 10:47am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 1:22pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 8:34am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 10:33am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 10:47am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 12:31pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 2:42pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 7:07pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 1:46pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2024 @ 9:00am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2024 @ 10:09pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2024 @ 4:24pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2024 @ 1:55pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2024 @ 1:55pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 6:27pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2024 @ 2:27pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2024 @ 1:49pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 1:47pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 9:31pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 2:38pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 11:08am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 12:05pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 12:09pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2024 @ 11:04am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2024 @ 7:03am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2024 @ 9:25pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 5:01pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 8:37am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 7:38am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 7:43am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 7:44am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 7:48am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 7:53am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 7:53am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 8:31am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 10:05am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 11:33am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 12:32pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 12:32pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 1:24pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 1:24pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 1:24pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 7:17pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2024 @ 9:55am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2024 @ 6:49am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 12:33pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 7:43am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 7:44am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 7:56am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 8:37am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 10:47am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 10:50am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 11:00am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 11:33am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 12:32pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 12:32pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 1:25pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 2:42pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 7:09pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2024 @ 9:55am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2024 @ 7:05am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2024 @ 7:03pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 5:38pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 6:15pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 9:28pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 5:51am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 7:52am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 7:52am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 8:34am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 11:08am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 1:24pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 6:05pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2024 @ 7:05am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2024 @ 5:03am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 8:02pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 7:40am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 10:59am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 1:20pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 8:59pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 7:38am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 6:09pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 9:33pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 2:38pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 12:38pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2024 @ 8:46am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2024 @ 9:55am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2024 @ 4:51am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 2:36pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 2:37pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2024 @ 4:51am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 7:06pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 7:15pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 7:05pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2024 @ 12:37pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 7:26pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 7:26pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2024 @ 5:36am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2024 @ 12:51pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2024 @ 6:49am

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2024 @ 3:09pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 9:42am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 9:54am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 3:17pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:44pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 1:57pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2024 @ 9:59pm

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 10:41am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2024 @ 6:51am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 5:03pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 5:58pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 8:07pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 9:32pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 7:34am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 7:53am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 8:34am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 12:18pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 12:18pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2024 @ 6:10am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2024 @ 10:25am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2024 @ 12:07pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 2:38pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 8:07pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 7:41am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 10:59am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 1:17pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 7:51am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 8:42am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 11:19am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 11:26am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 12:31pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 12:32pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 1:25pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 1:26pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 7:16pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2024 @ 6:10am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2024 @ 8:46am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2024 @ 10:37am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2024 @ 7:05am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2024 @ 7:05am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2024 @ 9:35pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2024 @ 7:06am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 2:37pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 2:38pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 6:15pm

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 2:38pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2024 @ 3:11pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2024 @ 9:51pm

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 2:37pm

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 2:37pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2024 @ 12:14pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 8:40am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 8:54am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 1:09pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2024 @ 5:20pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 2:38pm

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 2:37pm

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 2:37pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 1:46pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2024 @ 8:46am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 2:43pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 3:04pm

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 2:37pm

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 2:37pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2024 @ 10:04am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 6:12pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2024 @ 2:50pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 5:05pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2024 @ 7:12am

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 2:38pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 5:03pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 8:19pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 9:27pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 7:35am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 7:35am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 7:58am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 10:49am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 1:00pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 1:00pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2024 @ 10:24am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2024 @ 10:24pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 2:38pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 2:38pm

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 2:38pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 8:47pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 7:42am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 11:12am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 1:16pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 10:47am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 10:54am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 11:19am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 11:26am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 12:31pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 12:32pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 2:53pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 6:44pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2024 @ 10:37am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2024 @ 11:14am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2024 @ 7:06am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2024 @ 8:44pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2024 @ 12:04pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2024 @ 7:06am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 2:37pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 2:38pm

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 2:38pm

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 2:38pm

Introspection

Have 700 You.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 2:38pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 5:42pm

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 2:37pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 5:01pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 8:04pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2024 @ 7:41am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 2:37pm