Biggest Bingleton I know

-rep After a good game in DOD:S, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great twelve mans and most importantly, true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a DOD:S lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

+rep excellent player, sharp reflexes, let's frag out together

Just turned on CNN today, insane that they found Bilbo Baggins body washed up on the shores of Gondor, I always knew he died at the end of Lord of the Rings

my favorite dildo

Bilbo dies at the end of the seasons pass