scrumfungly mabungoloidicus

YEET

Im in your crib. Lookin for the snacks. Eatin the STRING CHEESE. Im in your house. Just ask your spouse, im in your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ house. I'm in your crib. I'm in your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ house. I just keyed your car. When you pull up, your truck, your BIG DUMBASS TRUCK will be KEYED. When you turn around know I stood in the same place you are looking at, because im in your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ house G, just ask your spouse, Im in your house

weezer

meanwhile 0_0

The year is 2025…

You wake up in a cold sweat. Breathing heavily, you look to your right.

Former First Lady of the United States, Michelle Obama, is sound asleep next to you.

You look at your hands. You touch your face. Confused, you get up and look in the mirror.

Your eyes begin to water. A tear rolls down your cheek.

Your dreams have finally come true…

…you are Obama.