good player, sadly doesn't greet before fight...

ggs lmfao

jingle jangle

translation: When Miyazaki was beaten as a child, the belt was swung with a delay so that he could not dodge, everyone knows this. But few know the continuation of this great story.
One day, Miyazaki adapted to this, learned all the possible frames of the belt, and no longer received damage. But his father did not lose his head, and spent 2 years to surprise his beloved son again. Now he did 10 times more damage with the belt, jumped like crazy all over the room, and also used fast combinations of blows (mixed with good old delays), so Miyazaki's eyes did not have time to focus on him. But the father knew that this alone was not enough to surprise his son, so now his belt always did area damage, in case his son wanted to roll behind his back. And even when Miyazaki thought he could safely drink his bottle of Fanta, the belt attack reached him across the room. This memory inspired Miyazaki so much that he dedicated an entire DLC to it for his game Elden Ring.

woof!

Rekt by Sonic and Knuckles!