You LEFT me.
I brought flash bombs. I brought traps. I even brought extra well-done steaks... FOR YOU.
But you were “working.” “Sleeping.” “Living your life.”
Well guess what? I’m living in pain."

🎮🦖💔
🧍‍♂️💨 (me getting bodied by the new flagship monster)
🔇 Discord VC: Empty
📉 My hope: Decreasing faster than my stamina bar
🥀💬 "You down to hunt?" - left on read
😔🗺️ Me: lost in the open world, emotionally and literally

I hope your Layered Armor clips through your cutscene.
I hope every rare drop you need becomes a 1% hell loop.

7K-18D. b0t

Holy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥. I want to bang Bunger from Bugsnax so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I play Bugsnax I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of him online. My dreams are nothing but constant ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sex with Bunger. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Bunger's tight bun. I want him to have my mutant Bugsnax babies. ♥♥♥♥, my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mom caught me with her Burger. I'd put googly eyes on it and went to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my Bugsnax copy. I might not ever get to see Bunger again

meMidgety is a good samaritan. They see a homeless woman begging for money because shes hungry? He will take time out of HIS day to get her pregnant so her belly is full for 9 months.

To the person below, he isn't lucky, he cheats lmao

LOVE being shot 5 ms after i aimpunch you twice in a row, you so lucky i get hs through a wall first or i wouldve railroaded you braindead trog