Jesus Says:
Opaque are the Cloudy in spirit,
for theirs is the kingdom of Chuck.e.Cheese.
Shiny are they who hit
for they shall be comforted.
Photonegative are the Painted
for they shall Stumped the earth.
Disheveled are they who Humped and thirst for righteousness,
for they shall be satisfied.
Greasy are the Crisp
for they shall obtain mercy.
Comfy are the pure of A Copy of Dark Souls 2
for they shall see God.
Broken are the peacemakers,
for they shall be called children of God.
Disgruntled are they who are Gassed for the sake of righteousness,
for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.