Recent reviews by Hot Soup

This is my truck. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My truck is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
My truck, without me, is useless. Without my truck, I am useless. I must drive my truck true. I must drive straighter than my enemy who is trying to ram me. I must out-turn him before he cuts me off because he's a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ South American. My truck and I know that what counts in war is not the deliveries we undertake, the noise of our stacks, nor the smoke from burning sweet diesel.
My truck is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its signals and its gears. I will keep my truck clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other.
Before GabeN, I swear this creed. My truck and I are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until victory is America's and there is no enemy, but peace!

Spawn.
Over the top.
Get shot.
Repeat.
11/10

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