Recent reviews by MaxNox

played for 2 hours, decided to refund it because "eh I can probably buy something more fun for the same amount of money". ended up buying the same game again for the same exact price

it's neat
the visuals and sound effects are glorious, the artstyle is original, gameplay feels like 20 Minutes Until Dawn before it was absolutely ruined
however, there is no challenge. this game is a pure dopamine machine with no obstacles standing in your way, which, for me personally, is a huge downside. the only time you will ever feel weak is at the first 3 minutes of your first ever run, then it gets trivial
try it out for yourself, it's free and you can experience all of the content the game has to offer in a span of a few hours

you grind for ~100 hours to get to the good part:
grinding for another 100 hours from scratch but with 5% extra gold

you can show people your stone barbie doll to tell them to jump off a nearby cliff. 10/10

a man in a rather posh suit walks into a bank. he sees a stray scorpion sitting atop a carpet, so he pulls out: a comically large pair of scissors, a literal tombstone, a shield with a thruster on it, a torch, his own head, an owl, a black hole and a crossbow with explosive ammo. unfortunately, the man failed a parry.

this is the most fun you can have in a sports game
until you play on Inky's Splash Zone
thank GOD that ♥♥♥♥ is out of rotation since forever

its the simple games that get you addicted

this game makes you go "dude who the ♥♥♥♥ is the villain then" every 30 minutes until the end

either too easy and short (Campaign mode) or too hard and long (Ironbro mode). buy it if you either want something to kill time with with your friends or wish to be challenged

pro tip: the game is only p2w if you have a massive skill issue, keys are obtained easily and at rapid speeds, if you're having issues with buying stuff or grinding keys, go to your local Madam Madamme and buy both price insight and keys insight and see where you need to go to actually be successful