Achievementy uživatele beatrice99 ve hře POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Odemčeno 24. lis. 2022 v 19.33

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Odemčeno 23. lis. 2022 v 16.07

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Odemčeno 24. lis. 2022 v 19.02

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Odemčeno 24. lis. 2022 v 19.08

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Odemčeno 23. lis. 2022 v 16.29

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Odemčeno 24. lis. 2022 v 15.33

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Odemčeno 24. lis. 2022 v 19.49

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Odemčeno 25. lis. 2022 v 20.30

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Odemčeno 25. lis. 2022 v 21.57

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Odemčeno 26. lis. 2022 v 1.28

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Odemčeno 1. pro. 2022 v 6.38

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Odemčeno 24. lis. 2022 v 18.43

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Odemčeno 1. pro. 2022 v 5.56

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Odemčeno 25. lis. 2022 v 20.47

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Odemčeno 22. lis. v 15.10

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Odemčeno 25. lis. 2022 v 21.18

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Odemčeno 26. lis. 2022 v 1.49

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Odemčeno 24. lis. 2022 v 15.53

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Odemčeno 25. lis. 2022 v 18.46

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Odemčeno 26. lis. 2022 v 0.46

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Odemčeno 25. lis. 2022 v 21.39

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Odemčeno 1. pro. 2022 v 6.41

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Odemčeno 23. lis. 2022 v 15.55

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Odemčeno 25. lis. 2022 v 1.41

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Odemčeno 25. lis. 2022 v 18.57

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Odemčeno 26. lis. 2022 v 0.50

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Odemčeno 25. lis. 2022 v 20.32

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Odemčeno 23. lis. 2022 v 16.22

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Odemčeno 8. dub. v 14.54

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Odemčeno 25. lis. 2022 v 20.36

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Odemčeno 24. lis. 2022 v 18.42

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Odemčeno 25. lis. 2022 v 21.23

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Odemčeno 8. dub. v 3.59

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Odemčeno 22. lis. v 23.14

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Odemčeno 25. lis. 2022 v 21.23

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Odemčeno 8. dub. v 4.18

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Odemčeno 1. pro. 2022 v 6.47

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Odemčeno 1. pro. 2022 v 6.41

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Odemčeno 3. pro. 2022 v 0.20

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Odemčeno 29. říj. 2023 v 13.38

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Odemčeno 23. lis. 2022 v 16.53

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

8 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

1 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

2 / 30

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

6 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

5 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

170 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30