Recent reviews by English Muffin

This is the best game i have EVER played - it makes my life feel complete when i knock a stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ penguin off an iceberg and watch it drown - the arousal is unmatched by anything in both the living and fictional realities of which I find myself existing within.

Attatched a granny on a bike to a jet flying by and watched as she flew off into the the distance. 10/10 would make granny flly again.

If only it was this easy in real life

Fantastic addition to the franchise, the new zombies map 'Shadows of Evil' is innovative and creative, and there are so many new things to find on every play through. The multiplayer is fluid and i have never had any performance issues. Sure its not like the good old days with cod 4 and world at war but they are 100% getting back on track. 8/10

The career mode is amazing, it feels great as your superstar evolves in their skill and how they climb the rankings in the shows. There is a bunch of unlockable content and the 2k showcase is quite cool. I do like the game 7.5/10

*NOTE, THIS IS MY PERSONAL EXPERIENCE WITH THE GAME*
I found this game had an incredicly steep learning curve, i was thrown into space with no knowledge on what i was doing, horrendous controls and no idea where to go. So basically what i am saying is; the game is really hard, if you are like me, a casusal gamer then I would not reccomend this, i had to concentrate more on playing the game with out crashing my ship then having fun.

This game is so good, there is a lot of content to explore

This game is brilliant to anyone who likes zombie survival games, also with the addition of parkour and the mass amount of weapons and tools which can be crafted really helps make the game feel new and refreshing with every playthrough.

My friends play it too much and don't shut up about it make them stop.

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