+rep for being a cool guy and also a funny gmod player

Jabubu

Hey boy you're smooth like butter dripping off of chocolate. Gonna lick you up and down. Drip, slurp, yum. Give me that sweet wet sugar mess.

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Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my posters... my figures... even my bodypillows... The waifus I've lost... the time I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you? I'm gonna make them give back our cute girls!

On dy in Bik Botom, SpongeBob was going out for a wak. He was beig a silly yellow spong when he ran itno Patrik Start. "Hey Spongboe," Patrick satd."Want to go play a game?" "Do I?" Spongebob said. He laughed gayly like the little ♥♥♥♥ he is."This game is called 'autoerotic asfixeation' Spogebo," Patrick explaiend. "We choke ourselves util we 'orasgm' you know." "Let's go to my palce," Pat said. They went to Ptriskc's home and began chokking each other. Spongebb got erection as did Patrk. "I'm going to ♥♥♥!" Patrk said. He ejactaeld in his pants while he hasped for air. He was dying. "AHA!" SPonbo laughed. He wantd Patrick dead. He kep laugh until Patrick could brathe no longer. Patrick was dead. "What is going on?" Squidward asked. "Can't see im trying to sleep?" He saw Patrick's corpse on the ground while Spoegb laughed. "WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥?" "I'm goin to kill your!" Sonebob said. He pulled out a flamethroer and burnt Squidward to death. Songe comited suicide by burning himseld to death.

I spend 5 hours masturbating before my prostate exams. I edge, and edge, and edge, until a butterfly sneezing on my taint could bring me to orgasm. I tactfully shuffle my way down to the doctor’s office and when he lubes up I nearly ♥♥♥ every time. But I’ve trained my keggle muscles enough to the point where I can hold in Mount Vesuvius’s wrath. then as soon as he puts the smallest bit of pressure on my prostate I unleash with the fury of a lion hunting it’s prey. As the room gets covered in my hot sticky juices the doctor looks on disgusted and leaves the room. I always go to a hospital far away from where I live to get it so that I don’t have to go in for surgery under the doctor that I busted to. Best thing is we have free healthcare here, so the doctor gets me off and it’s covered by taxpayers. That’s my fetish.

Spongebob walks into the Krusty KRab and sees Mr Krabs fisting handfuls on money into his krabby little ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ "AHOOYYY ME BUCKO!!~" Spongebob was suprised and arounsed by the sign of money getting stuffed into mr.krabs krabby boi♥♥♥♥♥ "Do i small krab cakes?" Spongebob says teasingly spongebob kimps into the air and stands on top of mr krabs fat ass Spongebob rips his clothing off and slams his fat spongy ♥♥♥♥ onto mr krabs ass the ♥♥♥♥,semming to have a mind of its own,slid into mr krabs tight money-filled ass suddenly,it starts pumping gallons of ♥♥♥ into the krabby ass,filling it to the brim with jizz "MEEE BUCKOOOOOOOO!!!!" suddenly mr krabs lets out a long wet fart

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Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "conter strik" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil and i am global elite 2. pls no copy pasterio my story

Hello my name is Ethan i died Ripping a fat vape 10 years ago unless u send this to copy and paste this 10 times i will come show up in your room tonight and Rip fat clouds every night you have seven min to post it or else.

Yes.
Where are we going to get married.
I want to marry you.
I love you.
I love you so much that I want to marry you

oh and i asked her one time if i could touch her ass when you know the making out would be happening and she said "yeah why not, i mean u wanna try anal anyway" i kinda died inside when i realized she though i was talking about touching her anus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asWhAd4CMeY

oh and i asked her one time if i could touch her ass when you know the making out would be happening and she said "yeah why not, i mean u wanna try anal anyway" i kinda died inside when i realized she though i was talking about touching her anus

He lives in India you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥

hey man i live where you live you african ♥♥♥♥

+ rep great trader + nice person

+rep everyone wants a teammate likes him

@Chocolate Nope it's gonna be the new anime

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Is that the new game coming out bang bang?

Look up SAO: Project Alicization :DDDDD

When does season 4 come out I need to know now!

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I will double d os you

Don't ♥♥♥♥ with this guy,




he knows Lizard Squad

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