Ever have a clown car pull up next to you as you’re walking down the street? Ever seen 84 clowns come out of said car and beat your ass into a bloody pulp? Ever had 84 clowns sodomize you until you were tied up like a balloon animal and gurgling confetti?! EVER HAD 84 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CLOWNS KIDNAP YOU AFTERWARDS AND MAKE YOU SERVE ICE CREAM AT THE CIRCUS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE?!?!

Watch your back.