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1.3 hrs on record
I liked everything but the symbol puzzles
Those were just frustrating
Posted 27 June, 2022.
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6.3 hrs on record (4.9 hrs at review time)
Funny as per usual with it's witty meta commentary, but I feel as though the new content isn't as good as the old content. Still quality, just... not on par, in my opinion. I blame the bucket gag being played into WAY too hard.
Game's new content is at it's best with the new environments it puts you into, not when it re-treads old grounds with a bucket.
Posted 24 June, 2022.
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2.5 hrs on record (1.5 hrs at review time)
i beat the heck out of my friends as they shot me with snakes before being crushed by spikes
fun game highly recommend very hilarious and has online functionality
Posted 22 May, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
832.0 hrs on record (514.0 hrs at review time)
minecraft 2d but more exploration, crafting and generally adventuring based
the devs are still putting love into this game even though they've said it was the 'last update' like 10 times now
also comes with mod support under the tModLoader platform, which comes with Terraria for free

good game
Posted 22 May, 2022.
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59.5 hrs on record (2.9 hrs at review time)
i've played this off of steam before so ignore the only 2 hours review
this game really puts the grind in MMORPG
like, reaaaally puts it
there are sandbox elements which i've had fun with to an extent but i don't recommend this game since the amount of time it takes to accomplish building things etc is tedious, even moreso than a game like terraria or minecraft
the biomes get repetitive really quickly as well as the dungeons
enemy variety is also rather limited
there are other gameplay elements like minigames or endless raids but they're not explained very well
the game's crafting systems are also confusing and whilst i understand not hand-holding a player throughout the entire game, there's a point where you simply go 'WHAT IS THIS FOR. WHY DO I HAVE SEVENTY OF THESE.' or 'WHAT IS THIS FOR AND WHY DO I WANT IT.'
game also tends to shower you with meaningless rewards so keep that in mind
overall i don't suggest playing this, there's better options
if you want an mmo, find something else
if you want a 3D sandbox, play a minecraft server
if you want an explanation on what the heck you're supposed to be working towards in this game, i have absolutely no idea - you get more powerful for the sake of getting more powerful as far as i'm aware. there is no story, essentially
Posted 22 May, 2022. Last edited 11 June, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
19.5 hrs on record (15.8 hrs at review time)
a pvz shooter game works very well
if you played garden warfare 1 then you'll like this as it's a better version of garden warfare 1 with more content and more gamemodes all around
if you like shooters then you should also give this a shot as there's plenty of unlockables and varying weapon types for each individual class on each team, all of which are unique in some way
there's also a fun singleplayer campaign
Posted 22 May, 2022.
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41.1 hrs on record (39.4 hrs at review time)
if you don't own this you're doing yourself a disservice and probably living under a rock, it's an amazing puzzle game and it really makes you think with portals
the singleplayer and co-op campaigns are a thrill
play it
Posted 22 May, 2022.
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14.4 hrs on record (13.6 hrs at review time)
smash bros but on steam and with modding support
this game lets a stickman with a fancy pair of pants beat up sans undertale and kris deltarune
10/10 would smash again
Posted 22 May, 2022.
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2.6 hrs on record (2.5 hrs at review time)
there are two ways to play this
one is to have fun with the game as intended and build the best theme parks clearing all of the win conditions for each map
the other is mass murder and creating the worst parks imaginable that nobody should ever go to
very fun, though
Posted 22 May, 2022.
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477.7 hrs on record (259.1 hrs at review time)
easy to use and relatively cheap
Posted 22 May, 2022.
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