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32 of 50 (64%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:13pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:30pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:28am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:35am

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:59am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 11:44am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:32am

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:07pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 12:18pm

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:14am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:36pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:10am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:47am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:04pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 5:03pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:45pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:00pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 1:24pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 2:00pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:15am

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:55pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:25am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 1:01pm

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 12:28pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:32am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 10:40am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:58pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:07am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:54pm

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 12:39pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:00pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 12:18pm



Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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