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[B小町] ☆有馬かな☆ 23 Jun, 2024 @ 11:22am 
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[B小町] ☆有馬かな☆ 30 May, 2023 @ 3:57am 
I'M DELETING YOU, BROTHER!
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🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable ☪I could never delete you Brother!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Mujahideen👪 who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called ☁️Brother
[B小町] ☆有馬かな☆ 18 May, 2023 @ 4:19pm 
Mathijs Groningen, Netherlands
[B小町] ☆有馬かな☆ 24 Apr, 2023 @ 4:44pm 
Firstly: 4-0-1 alch IS NOT THE SAME ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THING AS 4-0-2 ALCH you have essentially LOST efficiency because he'll be throwing acid INSTEAD OF PUTTING ACID MIX + BERSERK BREW ON THE MONKEYS THAT ACTUALLY MATTER you have pretty much spent more money to COMPLETELY GIMP your alchemist, now he's got 10k dumped into him TO ACIEVE LESS THAN YOU DID BEFORE honestly if you cannot look at 4-0-1 and 4-0-2 and tell me they're the same thing you can't distinguish basic background details in your environment, a basic and essential human function that's performed by some of the most infantile members of our race all this considered neck yourself mouthbreathing moron
[B小町] ☆有馬かな☆ 24 Apr, 2023 @ 4:42pm 
Hello, concerned father here, recently my son has been playing a game called "Bloons tower defense 6" or Btd6 for short. It was going fine at first but a few weeks passed and his behavior quickly changed. I took him to a chemistry lab nearby and found an alchemist but some people were gossiping on how bad alchemists were so my son stooped in and started beating the gossipers up for no reason. I tried to make him eat something else rather than just bananas but he refused saying "banana monke". Update: His mother died at the age of 40 and he said "bruh died to a moab". I slapped him to make sure he didn't say that but he grabbed a dart and threw it at my leg and is still recovering. Update 2: He has been recently seen stealing monkeys from zoos and killing them so he can get the "vtsg".
[B小町] ☆有馬かな☆ 21 Mar, 2023 @ 8:38pm 
Thank you for putting an NSFW tag on your post.

However, it did not stop me from masturbating furiously in the bus in front of 43 people. They realized what was going on, opened Reddit to this post and all 43 started to fap furiously too. Even the 64 year old Malaysian nun on the front seat couldn't contain herself - her entire arm was up her vagina as she screamed with pleasure.

I was so horny that my phone flew out of my hand & broke through the window, letting in a relentless tide of horny pigeons who were instantly ♥♥♥♥♥♥ to death by the passengers. The nun shoved an entire pigeon family up her v. Now there is a bus full of exhausted passengers, dead pigeons and buckets of ♥♥♥ and squirt, all because you posted this.