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Most Improved Tapulator

Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2020 @ 5:31am

Go Left

Move to the left.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2020 @ 10:55am

Go Right

Move to the right.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2020 @ 10:55am

Meet Your Maker

Penetrate God.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2020 @ 7:03am

Summer Job

Reminisce about your care-free days as a cactus picker.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2020 @ 7:06am

Fire Inspector

Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2020 @ 11:07am

Early Bird

Swallow every worm.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2020 @ 6:23am

Sleep No More

Don't let sleeping dongs lie.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2020 @ 6:17am

Self Defence

Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2020 @ 5:04am

Swan Tamer

Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2020 @ 5:18am

Bulking Gear

Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2020 @ 7:20am

Paperwork

Submit your monthly physical report.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2020 @ 6:35am

Popcorn Buffet

Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2020 @ 4:51am

Appalling Appetite

You should see a doctor immediately.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2020 @ 4:52am

Clumsy

Die a lot of times in your nightmares.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2020 @ 5:43am

A Better John

Start taking responsibility for you actions.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2020 @ 6:23am

Couch Party

Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2020 @ 7:34am

Always Finishes First

Good at video games. Terrible at sex.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2020 @ 7:59am

Generous Lover

Finish last in a Party Mode game.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2020 @ 7:38am

Till Death Do Us

Have sex in the Date Night graveyard.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2020 @ 8:09am

Autopaedicatio

Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2020 @ 7:54am

Fussy Lover

Save yourself for that special orgy.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2020 @ 7:34am



Master Unlocker

Collect enough milk to fill the tank.

Spare Wheel

Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus.

The Perfect Partner

Marry yourself in Abstinence.

My Precious

Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings.

Magnetic Basshole

Win Lights Out in under five seconds.

Safety First

Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles.