FROGMAN'S BALLAD
Been around the world twice, talked to everybody once.
Seen two wittle whales ♥♥♥♥, Been to 3 world fairs,
and I even know a man in Thailand with a wooden ♥♥♥♥.
A push mower peter, more sweeter, and more completer, than any other peter pusher around..
I'm a hard bodied hairy chested, Ruttin' Tuttin' Shootin'.Parachutin' demolition double cap krimpin' Frogman.
There aint nothing i can't do, No sky to high, No sea to rough, No muff to tough.
Learned a lot of lessons in my life.
Never shoot a large caliber man with a small caliber bullet.
I drive all kinds of trucks, 2x, 4x, 6x, and those big ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that bend and go "CHHH CHHH" when you step on the brakes.
Anything in life worth doing is worth overdoing, moderation is for cowards.
I'm a lover, I'm a fighter, I'm a UDT Navy SEAL diver.
I'll wine dine, and intertwine. Then sneak out the back when the re-fueling is done.
So if you're feeling froggy then you better jump. because this Frogman has been there, done that, and is going back for more.