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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2014 @ 9:03pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2014 @ 10:04pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2014 @ 11:18pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2014 @ 2:41am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2014 @ 10:09pm

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2014 @ 5:03pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2014 @ 9:39pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2014 @ 11:17pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2014 @ 2:28am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2014 @ 7:27am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2014 @ 10:29am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2014 @ 5:38pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2014 @ 8:12pm

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2014 @ 6:43am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2014 @ 6:53am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2014 @ 9:01pm

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2014 @ 8:51pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2014 @ 7:44am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2014 @ 1:52am

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2014 @ 8:55am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2014 @ 2:19am

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2015 @ 7:59pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2014 @ 9:20pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2014 @ 7:53am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2014 @ 7:14pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2014 @ 8:42pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2014 @ 8:21pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2014 @ 9:05am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2014 @ 6:25am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2014 @ 6:23am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2014 @ 7:29am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2014 @ 5:42pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2014 @ 8:24pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2014 @ 11:20pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2014 @ 3:30am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2014 @ 11:20pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2014 @ 7:39am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2014 @ 5:08pm

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2014 @ 6:18am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2014 @ 10:44pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2014 @ 10:36pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2014 @ 10:03pm

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2014 @ 2:49am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2014 @ 9:41pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2014 @ 9:59pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2014 @ 9:18pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2014 @ 10:00pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2014 @ 6:07am

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2014 @ 6:32am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2014 @ 6:59am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2014 @ 6:11am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2014 @ 3:46am

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2014 @ 8:39pm

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2014 @ 9:40am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2014 @ 9:52pm

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2014 @ 8:54pm

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2014 @ 10:21am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2014 @ 3:43am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2014 @ 8:13pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2015 @ 1:12pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2015 @ 7:09pm

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2015 @ 11:50am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2015 @ 11:55am

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2015 @ 10:55am

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2015 @ 12:18pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2015 @ 8:04pm

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2015 @ 11:48am

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2015 @ 7:20pm

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2015 @ 4:54pm

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2015 @ 12:38pm

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Unlocked 1 May, 2015 @ 10:08pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2015 @ 12:39pm



Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
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