It ranges from bad to worse, from the people who parrot Disney Channel conversation fragments to the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ firing off Reddit lingo and dork-film mannerisms, from worse to horrible. Frat-flick mimickers, reality television nightmare sluts, action film philosophers, the drooling masses who dream of their sci-fi superhero of the galaxy moment. I understand their need for synthetic 'motivation,' that tiny artificial something to help them mold a sort of identity, but what we see now is just plain bad. I wish I could say that people were playing out bastardized versions of their favorite ultra-wild superhero movie characters, but we don't even get that.

No wage-slave New Yorker dressing up in tights and savagely beating black drug dealers after sunset. No hyper-♥♥♥♥ midwestern outcast running churchgoers over with a stolen truck painted neon pink. No super-rapist who rapes other rapists. The closest thing we have to movie super heroes is maybe school shooters.