TIRED BUT STRONG
Mark Waters   Chicago, Illinois, United States
 
 
EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. IT’S CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng
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alice 10 авг. 2022 г. в 18:27 
:2016bee:
Ugly Dude In Helmet 14 сен. 2021 г. в 18:47 
lol ur description is my favorite copypasta of all time
TheBeigeKnight 4 окт. 2020 г. в 10:45 
Friday night, no work in sight, you know I'm CHUGGIN SHAMP.
GoFastPetoskey (Nate) 2 дек. 2012 г. в 12:58 
are you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kidding me? did i just rip something off that i slept through? swear to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ christ i thought it came out of my own brain.
GoFastPetoskey (Nate) 1 дек. 2012 г. в 20:37 
your handle seems to share a not-so-common name with my coffee mug. coincidence?
Radical Larry 17 сен. 2012 г. в 0:11 
You think I"m pretty, without any makeup on. You think I'm funny, when I tell the punchline wrong. I know you get me, so I let my walls come down, DOWN.

LETS GO ALL, THE WAY TONIGHT, NO REGRETS, JUST LOVE.

We can dance, until we die

You and I

we'll be young forever

you make me

feel like I'm livin a

teenage dream

the way you turn me on

let's run away and don't ever look back don't ever look back