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230.1 hrs on record (229.6 hrs at review time)
Timeless masterpiece enjoyed best with friends. Unparalleled randomness and repeatability with an ever-watchful Director who'd throw the worst possible odds the moment your team would get comfortable and unchallenged.
Posted 21 November.
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1,025.0 hrs on record (1,024.9 hrs at review time)
Collect w0od.
What?
Posted 22 February. Last edited 27 November.
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14.1 hrs on record (6.2 hrs at review time)
Want to experience total confusion, excitement and shock? Jabroni Brawl holds a heavy package of surprises of such vastness that you’d constantly expect to be in a loop of laughing your ass off.

From games of farts that rattle the mantle of the Earth, to cats that explode like the little annoyances they are, to spooky skeletons with chainsaws that want to infect you with haunt, to ridiculous guns and voice lines that roam around the form of middle fingers and great ‘compliments’.

You will not find rest from the amount of content there is, and this should be the reason to why you should throw yourself into this incredible new world of stupidity and fun.

I’ve been playing HL2: Deathmatch for a long time, and in there were many mods and lots of deathmatch. This allowed me to cherish the deathmatch aspect of the game, and Jabroni Brawl just hits all the right spots for something new, fresh and enjoyable.
Posted 8 March, 2023.
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687.5 hrs on record (645.1 hrs at review time)
Great potential is hidden in this ancient software as with ease you can get into animating your favourite Valve characters.

Nevertheless, it's cramped with issues which require a lot of time to overcome, issues which inspired the SFM Toolbox guides on YouTube.

In my personal opinion you should stay away simply because it's abandonware and it's just too steep of a learning curve that is not worth the weight.
Posted 25 April, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
994.4 hrs on record (704.1 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
Skill is what's the soul and essence of CS:GO. Competitive is the true field where you'll meet great challenges, great pain and great rewards.

Of course the modding community is enormous, like deathrun, zombie escape and many more mods which are waiting for you to enter... for FREE!

Beware, if you want to climb the Competitive ladder, you will need to restructure your keybinds, you will have to learn the maps, their smokes, angles and tactics before you get anywhere close to the middle ranks.

Enjoy.
Posted 25 April, 2021. Last edited 25 April, 2021.
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1,053.0 hrs on record (1,027.6 hrs at review time)
Half-Life 2: Deathmatch - The game that was forgotten.

The game is a simple port from HL2. Valve never cared for it and updated it only a few times which made it even less responsive. There are many thing left unfixed and broken such as -
  • Buggy hitboxes
  • Lag making hitboxes be where they should be not
  • Not working properly shotgun
  • Bad spectator mode
  • Players having the opportunity to change their rates

Of course some of those problems have been fixed by the community but not all servers are the same. Still i have played this game and loved doing so. I recommend you to play it if you really want to see what it's like even tho there aren't many players left. The reason for that is the lack of support from Valve.

The game hasn't changed since its release and that's why it can't offer the veteran players anything new. The only way for them to play competitively is through 3rd party websites and forums. The money rewards are even sometimes non-existent and so on.

Therefore don't buy it because you will be disappointed if you had high hopes.
Posted 5 January, 2017. Last edited 25 April, 2021.
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160.4 hrs on record (11.5 hrs at review time)
Most realistic WW2 game i have ever played or probably the best first person shooter out there. It is not like Call of Duty or Battlefield, it is way more challenging and the atmosphere of flying bullets, artillery and shouting soldiers adds up.

You will die a lot so do not worry, after you play some time you will get it and will have fun. Just keep in mind one thing: do the things you would do in a real situation while playing Red Orchestra, if you don't think you will die.

Of course with its decline in popularity and the scope of new games entering the market, it no longer holds the greatness it once carried.
Posted 1 May, 2014. Last edited 18 August.
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1,059.9 hrs on record (596.4 hrs at review time)
Team Fortress 2 is a game of fun, a game of skill, a game of bartering and a game of hats.

There's definitely lots of nostalgia still left, still a community to be part of. Of course age has peeled away its prestige and now the problems are revolved around bots with cheats and lack of new content.

Nevertheless, if you just want to have fun with your friends or want to make friends in the first place, just enter the casual landscape and welcome to TF2!
Posted 4 June, 2011. Last edited 25 April, 2021.
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