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Odemčeno 74 z 89 (83 %) achievementů:
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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Odemčeno 17. dub. 2015 v 13.16

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Odemčeno 17. dub. 2015 v 13.21

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Odemčeno 24. čvn. 2016 v 13.16

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Odemčeno 24. čvn. 2016 v 14.16

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Odemčeno 17. dub. 2015 v 14.40

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Odemčeno 20. kvě. 2023 v 15.45

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Odemčeno 17. dub. 2015 v 13.51

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Odemčeno 14. kvě. 2023 v 20.35

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Odemčeno 14. kvě. 2023 v 21.43

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Odemčeno 15. kvě. 2023 v 0.34

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Odemčeno 20. kvě. 2023 v 11.19

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Odemčeno 20. kvě. 2023 v 11.19

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Odemčeno 20. kvě. 2023 v 11.19

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Odemčeno 24. čvn. 2024 v 17.12

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Odemčeno 24. čvn. 2016 v 19.55

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Odemčeno 20. kvě. 2023 v 11.19

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Odemčeno 24. čvn. 2024 v 22.43

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Odemčeno 25. čvn. 2016 v 16.21

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Odemčeno 24. čvn. 2016 v 19.02

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Odemčeno 19. čvn. 2024 v 18.38

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Odemčeno 24. čvn. 2016 v 22.17

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Odemčeno 24. čvn. 2024 v 10.19

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Odemčeno 17. dub. 2015 v 14.34

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Odemčeno 6. čvn. v 21.40

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Odemčeno 22. kvě. 2017 v 6.24

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Odemčeno 17. dub. 2015 v 15.00

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Odemčeno 21. říj. 2019 v 19.52

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Odemčeno 24. čvn. 2016 v 20.30

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Odemčeno 20. kvě. 2023 v 11.19

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Odemčeno 24. čvn. 2024 v 23.13

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Odemčeno 24. čvn. 2024 v 17.24

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Odemčeno 13. úno. 2016 v 13.03

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Odemčeno 25. čvn. 2016 v 16.21

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Odemčeno 26. čvn. 2024 v 8.28

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Odemčeno 14. kvě. 2023 v 21.29

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Odemčeno 15. kvě. 2023 v 0.12

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Odemčeno 17. dub. 2015 v 14.34

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Odemčeno 24. čvn. 2016 v 13.57

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Odemčeno 20. kvě. 2023 v 11.19

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Odemčeno 15. kvě. 2023 v 0.37

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Odemčeno 24. čvn. 2016 v 20.35

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Odemčeno 23. čvn. 2016 v 22.41

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Odemčeno 17. dub. 2015 v 13.53

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Odemčeno 17. dub. 2015 v 13.56

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Odemčeno 17. dub. 2015 v 13.17

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Odemčeno 17. dub. 2015 v 14.45

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Odemčeno 17. dub. 2015 v 14.47

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Odemčeno 18. čvn. 2024 v 12.26

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Odemčeno 19. čvn. 2024 v 18.44

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Odemčeno 24. čvn. 2024 v 23.23

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Odemčeno 20. kvě. 2023 v 11.19

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Odemčeno 17. dub. 2015 v 14.54

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Odemčeno 17. dub. 2015 v 14.34

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Odemčeno 18. čvn. 2024 v 23.25

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Odemčeno 17. čvn. 2024 v 10.06

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Odemčeno 24. čvn. 2024 v 23.55

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Odemčeno 18. čvn. 2024 v 11.57

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Odemčeno 22. kvě. 2017 v 6.20

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Odemčeno 24. čvn. 2024 v 22.52

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Odemčeno 25. čvn. 2024 v 0.21

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Odemčeno 24. čvn. 2024 v 17.34

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Odemčeno 20. kvě. 2023 v 11.19

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Odemčeno 24. čvn. 2016 v 13.21

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Odemčeno 24. čvn. 2016 v 14.49

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Odemčeno 24. čvn. 2016 v 18.54

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Odemčeno 24. čvn. 2016 v 20.32

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Odemčeno 25. čvn. 2016 v 18.42

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Odemčeno 20. kvě. 2023 v 15.43

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Odemčeno 24. čvn. 2016 v 17.59

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Odemčeno 20. kvě. 2023 v 15.43

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Odemčeno 25. čvn. 2016 v 16.22

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Odemčeno 25. čvn. 2016 v 18.31

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Odemčeno 20. kvě. 2023 v 16.59

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Odemčeno 6. kvě. 2023 v 20.03



Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
7 / 20

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
+5

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