Well, there isn't that much to tell about little old me, but if you must know, I hail from the third planet in the poosplat quadrant of the spew galaxy. I have come to your planet to harvest human fecal matter and distill it to a fine and pugnent liquid that makes you chew on your inner soul. I sell by the case for only $39.95. I take cash and credit. PLEASE NO CHECKS. Thank you for your time and may your days be filled with jelly.