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motzu Aug 21 @ 1:25am

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well im ♥♥♥♥♥♥

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate airpods, its so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ annoying how i cant even ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pair them to my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ laptop so i can relax and binge watch some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tv shows. after 18 hours of my finger getting sore of pressing that ♥♥♥♥♥♥ button on the back of the case i finally pair them only to realize their ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ battery life is shorter than how long i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ last while ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. the next day im on the subway to manhattan and im just listening to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mac miller (rip) and i get up at my stop and leave the train and for no god ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ damn reason my right airpod falls out of my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ear and into the gap and gets ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ run over by the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ train. literally none of these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ problems wouldve happened if they just kept the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cord nobody was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ complaining about the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cord you greedy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ apple ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. airpods are literally steve jobs raping us from the grave

Today I [40M] caught my wife [19F] having an orgy [2hrs] with my sister [19F], father [81M], and nanny [107F]. I took my bags [9lbs] and left to an overnight motel [$40/n] to think things out. Should I end our marriage [3yrs] or try therapy [$100/hr]??

Holy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥. I want to bang the Arby's waifu so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go on Twitter I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sex with Arby's. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of the Arby's waifu's tight roast beef ♥♥♥♥♥. I want her to have my mutant human/burger babies.

♥♥♥♥, my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mom caught me with the neighbors sandwich. I'd dressed it in my sister's skirt and went to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my phone. I might not ever get to see Arby's again.