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God help the troubadour who tries to be a star. The more that you try
to find success, the more that you will fail.
-- Phil Ochs, on the Second System Effect
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mummy, n.:
An Egyptian who was pressed for time.
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'Long Live The Changing Things To A More Equitable State While Retaining Due Respect For The Traditions Of Our Forebears And Of Course Not Harming The August Personage Of The Emperor Endeavour!'
(Interesting Times)
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Gold, n.:
A soft malleable metal relatively scarce in distribution. It
is mined deep in the earth by poor men who then give it to rich
men who immediately bury it back in the earth in great prisons,
although gold hasn't done anything to them.
-- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"
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Chicago law prohibits eating in a place that is on fire.
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Harris's Lament:
All the good ones are taken.
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