+rep This man rolled up in the squad and is an absolute gamer! 10/10 I hope I get him in my squad again! <3

+rep trickster <3

thank you kind sir pls send me to someone who will feed me in feet pics

Hey I will never leave until i get them feet joe mama

i come for them feet up owe me boi

Hi Joe Mama how's your day going

👋 hey lil 💦 piss 🍼 baby 🥺 you think 🤔 you're so 💢 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 😎 cool? ❄️ huh? 😤you think 🤔 you're so 💢 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tough? you talk 💁‍♀️ a lotta 🤑 BIG 🕹 GAME 🎲 for someone with such a 👌 small 🚘 truck 🚚 aww 🐰 look 👀 at those 💪 arms your 💪 arms look 👀 so 💢 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🌸 cute 💕 they look 👀 like little 👌cigarettes 🚬 I bet I could 💨smoke 😤 you, I could ♨️ roast you 🔥 and then you'd ❤️ love it 💕 and you'd 📳 text 🔤 me I 💖 love 💘 you ❣️ and then 🕣 I'd 💢 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 👻 GHOST 🖕YOU 💀

You better add me back, or ill get tony to get the BAH

I also wiped tomato town you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cutie pie <3

sorry for making u into a lesbian , won't happen again i promise

+REP
Cute Nancy

+rep The funny Trapper to our original 4 gameplay B)

Okay, so let’s say hypothetically, these weren’t the droids you’re looking for. You see, the droids you’re looking for have the Death Star plans, correct? However, as those droid are close minded liberals, and these droids are free thinking informed conservatives, these would not be the droids you’re looking for. Now, if you were to assume that these droids are the droids you’re looking for because they are a protocol droid and an astromech, then that would actually make you the real racists, as you would assume that all astromech droids have the death star plans. So if this were true, these aren’t the droid you’re looking for.

oh my god i accidentally sent u a picture of my ♥♥♥♥ and Balls... please delete it!! unless.. u want to look? lol jus kidding delete it.. if u want.. haha nah delete it... unless?

+rep cute stalky boi

this man sent me nudes so he got some free candy outta my van

So I was waiting in line to vote when all of a sudden this voting "official" came up to me and said that there was something wrong with my voter registration and asked me to follow him to the back. When we went around back he said that I had to take off my pants and show my ♥♥♥♥ because penis size is the most accurate way to confirm voter identity. Because I thought he was a voting official I swiftly removed my pants and underwear to show him my member. After he fondled it for a bit he said it was good and I could go back into the line. It was only after I voted I realized that he forgot to check my balls too!!! He was obviously not certified to check such an area and I immediately contacted the security guards about his presence. Please do not fall for any tricks like I did! stay safe and happy voting!

yo jane, why thicc?

👋 hey lil 💦 piss 🍼 baby 🥺 you think 🤔 you're so 💢 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 😎 cool? ❄️ huh? 😤you think 🤔 you're so 💢 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tough? you talk 💁‍♀️ a lotta 🤑 BIG 🕹 GAME 🎲 for someone with such a 👌 small 🚘 truck 🚚 aww 🐰 look 👀 at those 💪 arms your 💪 arms look 👀 so 💢 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🌸 cute 💕 they look 👀 like little 👌cigarettes 🚬 I bet I could 💨smoke 😤 you, I could ♨️ roast you 🔥 and then you'd ❤️ love it 💕 and you'd 📳 text 🔤 me I 💖 love 💘 you ❣️ and then 🕣 I'd 💢 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 👻 GHOST 🖕YOU 💀

My Reddit Experience: https://i.imgur.com/ehW1eTo.png

Hi Matthias I have always had a preference for Japanese boys like yourself but ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you are a different breed! I went to Japan a year ago. I loved the culture.

Would you like to go on a date with me..? I could pick you up and we could have a ramen date and maybe visit a sake bar afterwards! Forgive me if this is too much but you are too kawaii!

So today, I decided to measure my weenie, just to look and see, like every man does. I planned to report back to my dudes... For the boys, y’know? So I get a boner, and I measure it with a ruler from my mom’s desk drawer... and it’s too frickin big for anyone to believe me if I told them. I’m now having a moral crisis, because if I tell the bros about my huge wombat, they won’t believe me. But momma didn’t raise a liar. So now I’m stuck between having a brosation with my guys about my huge frickin horse pole, or forever hiding in the third leg closet. How do I come about coping with the knowledge that I have a giant pulsing lightsaber dong?

This game saved my life.

I am 27.

My ex-wife and I have a daughter together, and adopted our son together. They are now both 4 years old.

When we were going through our separation, I found myself lost and miserable. I was self destructive. I got so mad one day from everything spiraling out of my control that I punched some concrete in a moment of overwhelming emotion. That caused me to break my 5th metacarpal in my right hand... my working hand... my games hand.. the hand that I held and carried my children to bed with.. The hand I desperately needed to make sure I could continue to provide.

After learning of the severity of my self-inflicted damage, I was borderline suicidal. Keep in mind that just a few months before this, I was the happiest man with no history of depression or anxiety. I have never had fits of rage, or been one to break down and cry, but I was in a low spot that just really buried me from being able to see the light on the other side.

you a gamer dude? me and my girlfriend, we're a gamer couple alright? zombies? i don't think so. 2 rounds with the pulse rifle? take em out. i prefer the shotgun tho. shotgun'll- shotgun'll make it's- it's bad news for any zombie. i'll take on the entire zombie apocalypse, just gimme a shotgun. you ready for the zombie apocalypse? you just get back from vidcon? i-i'm goin to comiccon. did you go to the convention? i'm going to comiccon. and i'm gonna meet all my favourite ironman and all my favourite characters are gonna be there and my favourite comicbook artists. yeah i'm really-i'm really souped for uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh diablo iii. when it comes out in 2014. am i right? epic fail blizzard, epic fail.

I just have seen your stream and wanted to say that I thought you were super adorable. you don’t know me at all and i know it’s kinda weird. I just thought maybe it’d be fun to roleplay with you as your online gf maybe? I know you’re straight. I’m a boy that’s why I was saying roleplay.. this isn’t a troll. again, I know it’s really random and weird. I’m sorry. It would just be a fun online relationship - nothing serious and I could donate to you and your stream and support you and just be here

I'm a 13 year old atheist and it's funny seeing the 'minds' in twitch chat entertained by a children's videogame lmao. Whenever you idiots "Pog Champ" or "OMEGA LUL", I am studying the works of Plato, Sun Tzu, Richard and Mortimer etc. and expanding my knowledge. Guess who will have the better job in 10 years?.

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

Coming out of my cage
And I've been doing just fine
Gotta gotta be down
Because I want it all
It started out with a kiss
How did it end up like this?
It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss
Now I'm falling asleep
And she's calling a cab
While he's having a smoke
And she's taking a drag
Now they're going to bed
And my stomach is sick
And it's all in my head
But she's touching his chest now
He takes off her dress now
Let me go
And I just can't look, it's killing me
And taking control
Jealousy, turning saints into the sea
Swimming through sick lullabies
Choking on your alibis
But it's just the price I pay
Destiny is calling me
Open up my eager eyes
'Cause I'm Mr. Brightside
I'm coming out of my cage
And I've been doing just fine
Gotta gotta be down
Because I want it all
It…

I may be a 🎅 white 🏳nationalist 👏 but If 😏 I see 😘 a fine 💯 ass 🍑black 🙊 girl 😍 my bloodline 💦💦 bout to 😘 become 🍗 an unemployment line🔫

This song is amazing and deep. As Tyler explains, we are forced to deal with our heavy, depression feelings. We cant control the feel to cut ourselves. And as we think and feel these emotions, we pounder if we should even be here. We do have these thoughts often, for some people like me, whom have schizophrenia, depression, anxiety, ptsd, etc. These thoughts would never go away, even with medication. Blurryface took another good toll to my soul, to explain my inner self. I always struggled with self harm, always had a voice telling me, screaming "KILL YOURSELF" I would go to school, and look up at the hallway lights, and see them dark red. I would just be talking to someone, and I all of a sudden think of my best friend whom commited suicide, and I break down. I had a lot of break downs at school when she died, and then at that point my dad became abusive. I would lock myself in my room and I wouldnt come out for days during the summer

I just have to say this. I'm 39, and I've been a crazy Radiohead fan for 20+ years now. Their music has been by my side every step of the way as I transitioned from a girl into a woman, then a mother. The music and lyrics spoke to me because I could relate to so much of it. I had every album, ep, b side, whatever I could find. I started buying their albums on their release date (or downloading as soon as soon as they became available) when OK Computer was released. I've seen them once each concert tour, starting with OK Computer, for a total of six times. They are my heart and I love them.

You're a genius.

wen ur guuble gobble guubls goob???

So many of us, we wake up every day in fear. We're scared, and we're so frightened to leave the box. We work in a box, we drive to the office in a box, we eat lunch out of a box, we go home and live in a box, we spend five hours every night watching a box, and then we die in a box and call it a life. And my intent, my passion, my promise to you, is to remind you, you're not supposed to live in a box and die in a box. And to remind you, don't believe in that way of mass thinking.

Happy Leif Erikson day!

+Rep was not a bully

when ur pissa rools are donn

Afternoon Mr. Demes, I seem to have taken the wrong path in the forum, you know where the Terraria forum is here? I will pay you in a somewhat dank yet slightly overused meme.


https://youtu.be/ZZ5LpwO-An4

+rep coolest guy ever :D

YO BLUNT!! ♥♥♥ OF EM TE REEL DANK MEMES

+rep made me feel better after my csgo buged out

+rep was helpful on forums

How dare they forum ban you!??!? +Rep cuz awesome guy on forums.

+rep cool dude, thanks for the help ^^

+rep nice guy

-rep told me he loved me then cheated on me.

Fighting the good fight in the cesspool that is the CSGO Forum. +1

+rep one on the nicest guys ive met, very kind and down to earth. Thanks for the skins ;)

+rep has sweg nd liks 2 gt shulder deeep in tha poon

+rep Has a big penis