UH OH 🥵HOE👨🏻‍🦳BIDEN🍆HAS DROPPED HIS ASS 🍑OUT⬇️🤤OF THE 2024 ERECTION🥺😱😥🗳️🔥 THE PRESI-♥♥♥♥🫡🇺🇸IS EXPERIENCING😩😲SOME 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 😏HEALTH ISSUES👨‍⚕️🩺🤒INCLUDING MEM-♥♥♥♥♥-Y LOSS🤔❓♥♥♥-FUSION 😵‍💫🥛😏 AND DIFFICULTY BREATHING 😮‍💨🫁 DUE TO COVID SIDE EFF-UCKS😰🦠😷. VICE ♥♥♥♥♥ IN CHARGE 👩🏽💋🙏♥♥♥♥-MALA ♥♥♥♥-ISS💅👮🏽‍♀️🚔WILL SQUIRT🦪💦IN HIS PLACE 🫦FOR THE UPCUMMING 🗣️ERECTION🍆🍆🍆WILL SHE FINALLY BE THE FIRST SLUT💅 TO CLAP THOSE WHITE HOUSE🏛️ CHEEKS🍑 AND BREAK THE GL-ASS CEILING?🔨 💅OR WILL THE ORANGE TWINK 🍊💁🏼👂EAT OUT😋🍽️THE POLLS?!?!✌️👅💦

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I (19M) like to play with my penis (62cm) a lot, until it gets to the fun part (+500 dopamine level) and then I stop after that. However today when I was doing the exact same thing, when I reached the fun part a white liquid came out (87km/h) of my penis (62cm). It has never happened before, so I went to my mom (32F) to tell about it, she (32F) looked at me with disgust and went (0.04km/h) to her room

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i am so tired of peeing. i drink the water, which i apparently 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥 to 𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦 or something, and then I have to go put the water somewhere else five minutes later. i drink the water, i go to a place to un-drink the water, i wash my hands, and then I have to drink 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 water. guess where that water ends up? not in me! i give the water to my body and like a child it tosses it out and demands more. all hours of the day all hours of the night no matter what i am doing my life is interrupted by piss and this is 𝙗𝙪𝙡𝙡𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙩

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ANYA SHINY

i am so tired of peeing. i drink the water, which i apparently 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥 to 𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦 or something, and then I have to go put the water somewhere else five minutes later. i drink the water, i go to a place to un-drink the water, i wash my hands, and then I have to drink 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 water. guess where that water ends up? not in me! i give the water to my body and like a child it tosses it out and demands more. all hours of the day all hours of the night no matter what i am doing my life is interrupted by piss and this is 𝙗𝙪𝙡𝙡𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙩

hahaha oh ♥♥♥♥ dat me

˙ʇuǝɯɥsᴉund ǝpᴉʌoɹd ʇsnɯ oɥʍ ǝuo ǝɥʇ ɯɐ I os 'lɹᴉƃ ʎɯ ǝɹɐ noʎ 'ʎppɐp ɯɐ I sɐ puɐ 'ƃuᴉʞuɐds ɐ sǝʌɹǝsǝp lɹᴉƃ pɐq ∀ ¿ʇɔǝɹɹoɔ ʇou I ɯ∀ ˙ƃuᴉʞuɐds ɐ ǝʌɹǝsǝp noʎ ʇɐɥʇ ʎɐs I uǝɥʍ ǝɯ ɥʇᴉʍ ǝǝɹƃɐ p,noʎ ǝʌǝᴉlǝq I 'lɹᴉƃ s,ʎppɐp puɐ lɹᴉƃ pɐq ɐ ɥʇoq ǝɹɐ noʎ ʇɐɥʇ pǝɥsᴉlqɐʇsǝ ǝʌɐɥ ǝʍ ʇɐɥʇ ʍoN

˙lɹᴉƃ s,ʎppɐp oslɐ ǝɹ,noʎ ʎɐs s,ʇǝl 'ʍoN ˙ʇnlsɯnɔ ǝlʇʇᴉl ʎɯ ǝq plnoʍ noʎ 'ƃuᴉʞɐǝds ʎllɐɔᴉʇǝɥʇodʎɥ uǝɥ┴ ¿ʇɥƃᴉɹ ʇnls ǝlʇʇᴉl ʎʇɹᴉp ʎɯ ǝq plnoʍ noʎ 'lɹᴉƃ ʎʇɥƃnɐu ɐ ǝɹǝʍ noʎ ɟᴉ puɐ 'ʞO ˙uǝʌǝ lɹᴉƃ ʎʇɥƃnɐu ɐ uǝǝq ǝʌ,noʎ 'ʎllɐɔᴉʇǝɥʇodʎɥ 'ʎɐs s,ʇǝ˥ ˙lɹᴉƃ pɐq ɐ uǝǝq ǝʌ,noʎ ʎɐs s,ʇǝ˥

jesus christ

You committed the uwtimate cawdinaw sin, you got pewsonaw. You, as a team of pwofessionaws twying to make money, got pewsonaw. You got pewsonaw and decided to insuwt youw pwaybase, cawwing us "ass-hats" and "fweewoadews". Not a wise move.

We won't fowget this. You've set a new tone fow the kind of intewaction we'ww be having with you. It's a cowd one. One whewe thewe awen't any iwwusions about the weawity of the situation. Pwevious notions of "famiwy" awe dead. We awe mewe consumews to you, and that is obvious.

You have chosen to bwing in a new ewa of hostiwity and bittewness. Weww done. Gweat PW move.

You committed the ultimate cardinal sin, you got personal. You, as a team of professionals trying to make money, got personal. You got personal and decided to insult your playbase, calling us "ass-hats" and "freeloaders". Not a wise move.

We won't forget this. You've set a new tone for the kind of interaction we'll be having with you. It's a cold one. One where there aren't any illusions about the reality of the situation. Previous notions of "family" are dead. We are mere consumers to you, and that is obvious.

You have chosen to bring in a new era of hostility and bitterness. Well done. Great PR move.

"My mouth is clowncar-esque, just an ocean of ♥♥♥♥♥ flying in and out at will." -Manhugs

H-h-h-hi. Listen. I didn't add you because you're a girl (I'm not like all those other "chads") I added you because I saw you on the minecraft server and I want to say how I am so surprised that a GIRL gamer, hehehe grill gamear, is playing minecraft. Let me tell you about myself (so we can get this out of the way and have more time to learn about you). I'm a male feminist, antifa pro, I do have swordsmanship, and I also like jazz. (NOT A BEE MOVIE MEME). While I do still live at home, I am thinking of moving out after I get my job. My aunt might let me rent a room in her mobile home. Anyway. My Skype is Danny_Man_1993_xx and I run several meme groups. I hope you tell me more!

What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just frickin' say about me, you wittwe UwU? I’ww have you knyow I gwaduated top of my cwass in the Nyavy Seaws, and I’ve been invowved in nyumewous secwet waids on Aw-Quaeda, and I have uvw 300 confiwmed kiwws.

I am twainyed in gowiwwa wawfawe and I’m the top snyipew in the entiwe US awmed fowces. You awe nyothing to me but just anyothew tawget. I wiww wipe you the heck out with pwecision the wikes of which has nyevew been seen befowe on this Eawth, mawk my wuckwing wowds.

You think you can get away with saying that poopoo to me uvw the Intewnyet? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak I am contacting my secwet nyetwowk of spies acwoss the USA and youw IP is being twaced wight nyow so you bettew pwepawe fow the stowm, maggot. The stowm that wipes out the pathetic wittwe thing you caww youw wife. You’we ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kid. I can be anywhewe, anytime, and I can kiww you in uvw seven hundwed ways, and that’s just with my bawe hands.

Nyot onwy am I extensivewy twainyed in unyawmed combat, but I have access to the entiwe awsenyaw of the Unyited States Mawinye Cowps and I wiww use it to its fuww extent to wipe youw misewabwe bulge off the face of the continyent, you wittwe ♥♥♥♥. If onwy you couwd have knyown what unhowy wetwibution youw wittwe “cwevew” comment was about to bwing down upon you, maybe you wouwd have hewd youw fluffing tongue.

But you couwdn’t, you didn’t, and nyow you’we paying the pwice, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ U.U . I wiww ♥♥♥♥ fuwy aww uvw you and you wiww dwown in it.

You’we ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kiddo OwO.

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OMG...so i have an old recording of us on mumble back in 2013. lol

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I owe you a dota game now. I'm forever in your debt

I came to take a better look at what your avatar picture was. I look down at Hag's latest comments... Mother of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ god. Real? REAL!?! WHAT THE ACTUAL ♥♥♥♥ IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS!?! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *rips ♥♥♥♥ off*

Welp

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hi manamamahewg and i fite 5 beer

Oh, and don't hit on me you silly barons! <3 im actually a Lesbiearl

This earl's such a ♥♥♥♥♥, wouldn't even grant me access to the upper courtyard. What a tease.

And now you do what they told ya, now you're under control (7 times)

no ♥♥♥ u ♥♥♥ u ♥♥♥ u 999999 aeiou ?!?!?!?!?!

u r a ♥♥♥♥♥ who likes ♥♥♥♥♥

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MAHBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTT hewgs

hurry your ass back here!

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Post this on the walls of the 12 biggest manchildren you know...
If you get back 5 you're a sick ♥♥♥♥ . ..
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Traded buds for soul +rep

TRADED ME A TESTICLE FOR ONE TOUGH GUY'S TOQUE +REP

watashi wo kawai deso yaaaooooooo

hewg.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

AMANHEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWGS

AMAAAAAAAAAAAAN

AMAAAAAAA

AMAAA

panmewgs

Happy Birthday!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ASS HUGS

I WAS TYPING, "'NIGHTY NIGHT, BESIEGE YOU WITH BLATHERINGS ANOTHER NIGHT ^_^," BUT YOU'RE A BUTT-BUMPING JERK AND HOORAY FOR ALLITERATION.

Fai :3

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