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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:44am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:13am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:38am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:00pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:27am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 4:40am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 3:39pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 7:16pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 4:10am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 3:07am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:01am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:17am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:42am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:02am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:13pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:35am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:52am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:36pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 5:09am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 5:09am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 5:09am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 7:05am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:00am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:37pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:02am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:16am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:59am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:59am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:10pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 5:16am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:01am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:56am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:01pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:56am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:41am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:14am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:00pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:17am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:16pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:58pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:13pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:00am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 10:35pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:23pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:16am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:52am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:29pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 5:52pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:13am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 3:16am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 7:25pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:17am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:20am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:53pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:07am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:57am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:14am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:54pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 4:20am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:30am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 4:16pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 2:52am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:16pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 4:16pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 12:21pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 5:09am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:36pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 7:18pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 11:29pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:52am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 10:31am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 6:24pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:14am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:52am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:00am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 5:31am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:56pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 2:47am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:12am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 5:25am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 2:18am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 2:18am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 2:14pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 2:20am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 4:10am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 11:20am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:56pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:57pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:56pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 12:55am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 12:39am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 4:52pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 3:17am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 12:07pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 12:10am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 1:23am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:00am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 12:21am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 5:11am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 5:27am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 9:14am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 4:19am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:31pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 6:54pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 5:59pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 11:38pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 12:33am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 2:37am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 5:35am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 1:23am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 9:50am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 7:59am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 8:15am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 8:15am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 12:56am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 6:23am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 3:41pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 12:47am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 8:07pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 4:00am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 5:45pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 3:16am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 6:12am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 8:23am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 11:34am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 5:09am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 5:09am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 6:19am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 6:19am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 8:36am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2022 @ 5:07pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2022 @ 11:50pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2022 @ 2:35pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 6:00am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:05am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 8:00pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 6:54pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:55am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:30pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:07am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 12:55am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 11:54pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:25am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 12:55am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 6:09pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 5:40pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 3:11am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 8:15am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 7:14pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 8:54am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 8:50am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 9:11am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 9:02am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 10:24am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 9:11am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 11:31am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 5:03am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 12:28pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 5:08am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 5:08am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 5:09am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 5:09am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 1:22am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 1:47pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2022 @ 2:17am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:02pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 2:12am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 12:24am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 12:25am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 12:27am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 3:58am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 4:07am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 11:25am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 8:07am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 9:15am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 5:07pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 8:00am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 8:28am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 4:38am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 2:01am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 10:25am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 10:08am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 10:30am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 5:07pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 9:13am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 11:26am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 5:09am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 5:09am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:47am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 2:47am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 12:40am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 10:55pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 11:31pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 3:09am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 2:12am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 12:09pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 6:54am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 7:57am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 1:50pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 4:20am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:58pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 7:16pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 10:01am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 8:00am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 11:42am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 4:49am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 3:12am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 4:59pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 5:38pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 1:23am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 6:12am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 9:09am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 3:54pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 9:19am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 11:42am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 4:40am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 5:12am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 5:12am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:20am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 4:01pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 11:10pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:52am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:02pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 6:26pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:51am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 4:41pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 7:58pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 6:44am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 8:54am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 8:56am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 4:36am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 5:08am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 1:50pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 10:43am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 5:54am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 9:07am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 5:15pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 6:53am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 8:31am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 11:33am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 11:42am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 5:12am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 5:12am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 5:12am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 12:42am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 12:42am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 5:08am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 11:29am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 5:08am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 5:03am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 5:13am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 6:43am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 11:29am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 7:09pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 1:07pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 2:55pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 10:52am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 10:40pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 2:34am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 10:12am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 4:46am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 5:36am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:59pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 10:21pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2024 @ 12:36am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2023 @ 2:43am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 5:37am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 5:35am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 11:50pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 May, 2024 @ 6:38pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2024 @ 1:07am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 7:26am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 7:25am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 6:08am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:39am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 4:40am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 24 May, 2022 @ 5:16am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:04am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 6:09pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 7:52am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 3:54pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 4:38am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 5:12am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 11:33am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 8:15am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 5:14am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 2:49pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 10:05pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 1:09am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 7:29am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 7:04am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 11:35am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 5:07pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 8:29am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 8:30am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 4:37am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 5:11am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 5:13am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 5:13am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 11:38am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 9:02pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 11:33am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 5:32pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 4:59pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 4:38am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 4:44am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 5:19am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 5:12am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 5:12am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 11:39am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 5:33pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 3:41pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2022 @ 10:40am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 2:50pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2022 @ 7:48am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 12:51am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 5:12am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 11:59am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 12:52pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 10:43am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 2:49pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 9:52pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 12:40am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 3:12am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 10:24am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 2:50pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 7:42am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 1:35am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 2:30am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 1:34pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 11:46am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 11:36am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 6:34pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 1:21am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2022 @ 9:41pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 7:23pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2022 @ 12:51am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 11:50pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2022 @ 10:05am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2022 @ 3:35pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2022 @ 5:13pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2022 @ 3:28am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 5:05pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 5:53am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 7:42pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 5:13am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 5:56am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 11:37am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 10:53am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 5:31pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 5:33pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 5:26pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 9:52pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 1:57pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 2:33am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 11:51pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 10:57am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2022 @ 2:32pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 3:39pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 5:38pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 4:41pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 7:33am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 8:25am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 4:41am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 11:36am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 5:31pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2022 @ 10:40am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 11:50pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2022 @ 10:37pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 8:15am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 5:24am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 4:42pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 4:47am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 12:40am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 11:04pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 5:30pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 7:58pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 6:27pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 7:17pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 4:44pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 5:53am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 6:44am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 11:27am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 5:12am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 10:53am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2022 @ 1:26am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 12:51am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2022 @ 10:37pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 7:17am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 9:09am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 11:29am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 9:55pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 3:57pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 6:27pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 4:56am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2022 @ 2:52pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 12:39am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 5:18am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 3:54pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 12:45am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 2:22pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 9:32am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 6:01am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 6:36am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 6:36am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 2:56am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 5:03am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 5:04am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 1:46am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 4:36am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 2:29am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:53pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 6:26pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 2:15pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 11:40am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 5:06pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 12:28pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 7:46am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 11:50pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 10:57am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 11:33am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 10:13am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 1:38pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 1:38pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2022 @ 7:22am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 1:57pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 11:50pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 10:57am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 10:57am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 8:32am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2022 @ 9:35pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 12:39am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 4:34pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 4:34pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 3:52am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 4:20am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 2:48am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 5:33pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 1:37pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2022 @ 7:22am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 4:49am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 4:51am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2022 @ 9:37am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 8:32am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 12:39am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 12:40am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 2:53am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 2:54am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 1:17am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 3:53am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 4:48am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 5:05pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:13am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 5:53am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 10:31am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 9:14am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 5:11am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 1:50pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2022 @ 3:35pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2022 @ 5:13pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 4:32am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 8:38pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 9:32am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 11:48pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 5:09pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 12:27pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2022 @ 3:35pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 2:31pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 5:53am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 5:30pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 8:00am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 9:04pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2024 @ 3:01am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 1:49am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 2:36pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 2:37pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 9:32am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 6:57pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 11:50pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2022 @ 10:03pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:06am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:18am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:01am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 7:05am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 6:24pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 6:24pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 6:24pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:47am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 4:21am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 3:58pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 5:09pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 1:26am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 3:54pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 9:51pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 11:18am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 2:15am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:48pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:48pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:48pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:48pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:48pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:48pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:48pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:54pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 8:30pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2022 @ 3:28am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 11:40am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 9:46pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 6:57pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:48pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:48pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:51pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 4:17am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:47pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:51pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 7:03pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 7:05pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 2:45am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 11:04pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 1:18am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 7:44am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 2:10pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 10:27pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 10:27pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 10:28pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 10:28pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 4:53pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 5:35am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 5:58am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 6:41pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:47pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 4:53pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 6:47am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 2:16am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:48pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:48pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 2:14pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 12:29am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 2:31am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 12:45am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 8:38pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 6:21pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 12:09am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 1:34pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 1:36pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 5:35am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 3:45pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 11:40am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 2:07pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 2:08pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 2:08pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 2:08pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 2:09pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 2:09pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 2:09pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 2:09pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 2:09pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 2:09pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 5:05pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 2:29am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2024 @ 3:01am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 2:07pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 2:07pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 2:09pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 2:31pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 1:34pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 1:34pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 1:34pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 1:34pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 2:10pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 2:11pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 2:11pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 2:11pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 2:10pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 11:13pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 8:01am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 11:13pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 9:32am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 9:42am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 10:57am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 8:56pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 1:02pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 1:34pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 1:34pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 6:36pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:35pm



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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