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Hello, I just happened to be perusing some steam profiles and I detected a strong inclination that you would be an expert in all manner of things that suck. This happens to be quite the coincidence, for I have had a question of a particular scenario for a very long while now, for many years. I implore you to share your expertise.

My question is hence: should a person, in theory, be vacuuming the stairs and then, in theory, trip over the vacuum, thus disengaging its hose to expose the inlet directly, and then, in theory, fall down the stairs and one's dressing gown fly open and one's member (happening to be erect) insert itself into the said inlet, in theory... do you think that would feel good?

Hey so uhh I just wanted to say that you are like the best looking person in steam imo and that maybe we should get to know each other because you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cute. I'm 18, soon to be 19 and collegebound, US, average build with grade A thighs and ass. Even if you're just looking for like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ or if you're really seeking a legit relationship, I can do whatever you want. I hope you'll at least give me a chance, because I am in need of some sort of love in my life. I can send you pics of myself and we can also get to know each other if you're up for it.

Contact me at

isupportfeminism@gmail.com

I hope I hear from you

1 time ey ♥♥♥♥♥♥ hes lil ♥♥♥♥♥ beetch so har, she crieded. she crieded bby, i luv u bb.

NO EGG 4 U

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