'Destiny is an infinite drag race.'

'Being yourself and being a weirdo are two sides of the same coin.'

'Try not to think about the fact that spreading perfections means spreading wants.'

'Your sphincter is connecting you to mother nature.'

'Let yourself be guided by the ancient religious folk wisdom:
Consciousness without the rainbow blows.'

'There is a proven link between misery and crying.'

'Lawyers give birth to what inventors crucify.'

'Meditate on this ancient buddhist wisdom: Don't stop believing
in yourself until you're crying.'

'Once, in the dark ages, there was a lazy monk who had built his home in
the forest. One day, a gnome came to his home, and said "good day, kind
monk, do you know where a gnome like myself can find some poontang?"
The monk thought long and hard. Then he replied "that I do not know." "Why
do you behave in such a manner?" asked the gnome. "That is because great
is the son who knows his anger, but greater is the son who knows his face."
replied the monk. After some thinking the gnome decided to become a lover
to the monk, and they both decided to never talk to each other again.'