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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1.1 hrs on record (0.6 hrs at review time)
I dont know how to describe it but its a really good game.
Posted 12 March, 2021.
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12 people found this review helpful
7 people found this review funny
8.8 hrs on record
---{Graphics}---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
✔ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{Gameplay}---
☐ Very good
✔ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{Audio}---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
✔ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
✔ Adults
☐ All

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
✔ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
✔ Significant brain usage
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing to grind
✔ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isnt necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second live for grinding

---{Story}---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
✔ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It‘ll replace your life

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
✔ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☐ It’s free!
✔ Worth the price
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
✔ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
Posted 31 July, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
28.1 hrs on record (25.8 hrs at review time)
fast-paced, action-packed and funny af
Posted 22 December, 2019.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
0.1 hrs on record
nice game
Posted 1 December, 2019.
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3 people found this review helpful
2.7 hrs on record
---{Graphics}---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☑ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Paint.exe

---{Gameplay}---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Starring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t

---{Audio}---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape

---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Human

---{PC Requirements}---
☑ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boiiiiii
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press ‚A‘
☐ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isnt necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☑ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second live for grinding

---{Story}---
☑ Story?
☐ Text or Audio floating around
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovley
☐ It‘ll replace your life

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☐ It’s free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
Posted 18 August, 2019.
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65 people found this review helpful
13 people found this review funny
6.2 hrs on record
---{Graphics}---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Paint.exe

---{Gameplay}---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Starring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t

---{Audio}---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape

---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Human

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boiiiiii
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press ‚A‘
☑ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isnt necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second live for grinding

---{Story}---
☐ Story?
☐ Text or Audio floating around
☐ Average
☐ Good
☑ Lovley
☐ It‘ll replace your life

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☑ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☐ It’s free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
Posted 18 August, 2019.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
46.4 hrs on record (1.9 hrs at review time)
fix your damn servers
Posted 20 July, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
6.8 hrs on record
Abit awkward controls but you will get used to it. Gunplay is is good. Story is engaging making you to make some tough decision but that really doesnt affect the story. huge twist at the end. Overall awesome game. Definitely recommended.
Posted 28 June, 2019.
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2 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
4,446.8 hrs on record (1,476.0 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
DO NOT BUY IT. You will regret buying it. Worst community ever. You will constantly be hearing about how a pakistani guys ♥♥♥♥♥♥ your mother. Constantly abusing teammates.
Instead get a single player game like The Witcher that has an awesome storyline to keep you entertained.
DO NOT BUY
Posted 14 October, 2017. Last edited 29 November, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
305.8 hrs on record (2.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
The game doesnt look like the screenshots above but it is pretty cool concept. Does need a lot of improvements. Main issues are low fps and graphic glitches. I do expect the devs to patch up the game. I recommend introducing more features like ranking system to make the game more competitive.
Posted 8 September, 2017.
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