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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2017 @ 11:43am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2017 @ 10:34am

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2017 @ 11:20am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2017 @ 1:43am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2017 @ 12:56pm

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2017 @ 1:13pm

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2017 @ 4:23am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2017 @ 2:38pm

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2017 @ 10:08am

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2018 @ 8:56am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2017 @ 3:05pm

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2017 @ 12:43pm

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2017 @ 8:32am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2017 @ 10:09am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2017 @ 12:39pm

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2017 @ 3:20am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2017 @ 10:08am

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2017 @ 12:18pm

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2017 @ 10:34am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2017 @ 4:02pm

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2017 @ 10:42am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2017 @ 12:53pm

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2017 @ 10:05am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2017 @ 7:43am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2017 @ 10:04am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2017 @ 6:12am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2017 @ 12:41pm

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2017 @ 5:38am

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2018 @ 6:42am

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2018 @ 3:43pm

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2017 @ 9:24am

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2018 @ 6:58am

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2017 @ 9:47am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2017 @ 6:52am

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2017 @ 6:35am

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2018 @ 9:05am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2017 @ 11:45am

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2018 @ 6:38am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2019 @ 3:40pm

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 14 May, 2019 @ 2:16pm

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2020 @ 8:37am

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2020 @ 2:59pm



Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Bad Guy

You've done your time.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!