Vortigaunt threesome?

Got half life 2 whilst it was free. I was playing through the route kanal level and was I the only one to notice the secret cutscene in the sewer?

That part where you slide down into the sewer. There was 2 vortigaunts f..u..c..k..i.n.g and splashing mud everywhere, one was saying "the vortigaunt feels good" and "the vortigaunt must f..u..c..k harder"

I started freaking out because I didn't realise half life had nsfw scenes, and plus my mom was in the room aswell, and of course it happened when my headphones disconnected

Then a third vortigaunt emerges from out of the mud and says "the freeman must join us". When I walked over there it started automatically playing another cutscene. Gordon took off his suit and got undressed and started thrusting the bottom vortigaunt, then all 3 of them started saying "the freeman excelerates at all tasks"

Wtf valve? Has anyone else seen this? Maybe I'm the first to discover it. It's in a secret passage behind some boxes in the sewer
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Did i ever told you guys about the time my friend Keith was in City 17?, this guy Dr. Breen, a real pain in the ass, my buddy Kaith says that he drank the water there, blacked out, and when we waked up he was in front of this guy called Gordon Freeman, he was the leader of a resistance there, because that place is really bad, like people against a government movie bad type, but like he didn't wanted to fight, not because he didn't care but because things were real bad, people shooting eachother and bombs and stuff flying, like he just wanted to go home, and so he did, he says that a guy with a briefcase helped him escape that place, but when i asked him how did he escaped, as things were looking pretty bad, he just said that woke up in his bed, i think it was all just a dream but he says it really happened, he just doesn't remembers how he got back home
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For those not familiar an "upper decker" is when you take the lid off of the toilet tank and finish your s..h..i..t.. in there after leaving a giant nasty clogger in the toilet bowl. The result is that every time the toilet bowl refills from the tank it will be with dirty s..h..i..t.. water.

I did this as early as middle school all the way through highschool at least every couple months growing up. I've done it at jobs I've hated, restaurants that gave me bad service, a couple ex girlfriend's places, a buddy's place at a house party and my college dorms.

I even do it in public bathrooms some times just for the hell of it!

It's so satisfying knowing someone is going to find my giant f..u..c..k..i..n..g.. clogger and be disgusted that someone didn't flush it so now they have to look at it and smell it. Then they'll flush it themselves only for the bowl to be filled with dirty s..h..i..t.. water again and if it's one of those industrial toilets for public restrooms it'll likely splash the water a bit too during the flush and hopefully get s..h..i..t.. water on them. Then they'll flush it again and again but until they clean my s..h..i..t.. out of the toilet tank the water will never be clean.

God it's so f..u..c..k..i..n..g.. funny. I can't even imagine the look on someone's face. I've heard about my upper deckers when I was in school and how they were looking for the culprit. The principal was furious. They never caught me despite their best efforts.

The boss at my first job was furious. There were no cameras so he couldn't tell who was doing it! The best part is because everyone refused to do it he had to do it himself! I broke that already smug, arrogant a..s..s..h..o..l..e.. of a man and made him lose his mind until he up and quit because he got tired of dealing with someone else's s..h..i..t.. for once.

The RA at my student dorms became even more of an unrepentant a..s..s..h..o..l..e... People thought he was doing it himself just to have an excuse to crack down on people. He became so disliked they made him step down as an RA and put someone else in his place. You know the f..u..c..k..e..d.. part? I still didn't stop doing upper deckers.

At my 2nd job they held meetings, they reviewed camera footage, they even had supervisors do walk throughs to look at people's boots to see who was in there periodically. I never got caught. No one suspected it was me. Not a soul.

At my friend's house party he kissed a girl I just started dating. I was so furious I immediately when into his bathroom and unleashed the flood gates. Due to being drunk and eating greasy food it was pure sludge from hell. I did ALL OF IT in the toilet tank. Every sweet drop of putrid ass juice went in there. I left the toilet clean and I heard the scream when a girl who went in to pee flushed. No one knew it was me!

One time I got tomatoes at Jimmy Johns when I asked for none.

Upper decker

I got the wrong order from McDonald's drive thru

Went inside and upper decked

Bartender f..u..c..k..e..d.. up my drink

Upper decker

Ex girlfriend pissed me off

Used her spare key I knew about and upper decked

Another girl broke up with me because she was crazy

Upper decker

I can't stop and I won't stop. You f..u..c..k.. with me you know what's coming to you.

Upper Decker.