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Unbelievably Boring F**k

Say 7 incredibly boring things
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 9:27am

Hyperstellar Law Official

Say 7 deranged superstar lines
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2021 @ 8:51am

The Opener Of The Eighth Seal

Warn them of the coming end 8 times
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 2:28pm

Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth

Apologize 10 (!!!) times
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 1:23am

Biggest Communism Builder

Employ critical theory 9 times
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 2:22am

Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"

Say 10 "traditionalist" things
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2021 @ 4:40am

The World's Most Laughable Centrist

Defend the political centre 7 times
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2021 @ 4:05am

Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood

Preach free market for 9 times
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2021 @ 9:17am

Expert Advanced Remote Viewer

See beyond the veil 6 times
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 7:14am

Massive Torque Dork

Yack about machines 4 times
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 11:14pm

Il Coppo Del'Arte!

Say 5 Art Cop lines
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2021 @ 4:40am

The Most Honourable Cop in The Land

Gather 11 honour points
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 7:29pm

Enemy Of The Physical Realm

Bang up 5 inanimate objects
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 4:46am

The Lawbringer

Say you're the law 7 times
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2021 @ 12:54am

Baddest Of the Bad Cops

Hit an all time low with Kim
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 1:01am

Goodest Of The Good Cops

Really get Kim to trust you
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2021 @ 5:41pm

Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi

Precinct 57's finest
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2021 @ 3:48am

Recruit Detective Kuuno de Ruyter

Junior officer material
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 11:43pm

The Figurines Won't Win Her Back

They do nothing
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 10:18pm

Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel

Suit up. Head to toe.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2021 @ 3:14am

Gluten-Free Topping Pie

Next you're cutting out carbs
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 1:41am

Venture into the HARDCORE

Godspeed
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2022 @ 8:46am

True Detective

Finish the game in HARDCORE mode
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 11:44pm

Palerunner

Phase shift for 3 seconds
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2021 @ 9:33pm

Real Musor

Part cop, all hobo
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 10:34pm

Avowed Inframaterialist

Don't call it a book club.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 9:03pm

The Icebreaker

You can still move your face with your fingers.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 7:09pm

Networthy Individual

Every day you're husslin'...
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 8:14pm

Committee of la Responsabilité

Someone should do something about this.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 11:59am

What body?

Solve the case without even inspecting the body.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 9:19pm

Medal dispenser

Here, just have one, they're free.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 9:17am

Hardie's Heroes

Pour one out for social democracy
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2021 @ 1:55am

Cause a Shitstorm

You brought this on yourself
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 9:07am

Leopard Mindset

*This* is the kind of animal you want to be
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 9:17pm

Wheel of Pleasure and Light

Reconstruct a vision from the past
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 6:29am

Modus: Mullen

It's black-and-white out there
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 6:38am

Bother Kim After Hours

He probably won't mind
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 9:23am

Baddest Brow in Town

Force Kim to reveal his secrets
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 4:20am

Gurdi-Ball Is Lit

Get your pinball on
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 6:38am

Get Kim to Wear *The Jacket*

You know which one
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 11:49am



Spectres of Hope

Glimpse it while you can

Old Flame

Surely, it can be killed with fire

Looks Like Progress

Spinning its wheels

Priceless Facade

Money-smooth streets of gentrification

Now For A Difficult Provenance

Restore all of the hidden photos