where is balloon boy

Makinator... honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. Your silky smooth touch to a keyboard, and those glorious achievements. I would do anything for you. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. A tear fell from my right eye when I watched you 100% Nekopara, because deep down, my glorious queen deserved it. 2020 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2025 you made history happen. You came back with the Roblox hunt event and I couldn't believe it. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious queen exclaim these words, "BLAZINGBULL, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the game of steam and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious queen, Makinator CZ. 🩷🙂

Now I may be a gay furry and all but what the ♥♥♥♥ is all this

Attention all visitors to this profile:

This child is SEVERELY autistic.

Do not make loud noises near him.

Do not shine bright lights near him.

Do not look him directly in the eye.

Do not touch him or any of his toys.

Do not talk to him or any of his toys.

Doing any of the above may set him off on an autistic rampage that could endanger the lives of many.

~Durr

Typo :(

Bro, are you a book…

Because I want to slide my fingers and eyes all across every single last inch of you, explore you with a deep passion and find out how you start and where you end. I will have my eyes on you every day and every night. I will keep you in my bed and never discard you even when you become brittle and fragile, not even when you inevitably become old and dusty. Your story will eventually come to an end, but my fascination will not. I will be left to yearn for more and be left an unwavering sense of emptiness with your carcass by my side.