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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2020 @ 8:32am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2020 @ 9:38am

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 8:46am

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2020 @ 8:15am

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 4:17pm

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 4:24pm

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 4:25pm

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2020 @ 8:55am

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2020 @ 10:30am

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 12:35pm

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2020 @ 11:26am

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2020 @ 2:38pm

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2020 @ 3:06pm

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2020 @ 4:00pm

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2020 @ 8:21am

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2020 @ 8:48am

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2020 @ 9:40am

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2020 @ 10:28am

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2020 @ 3:09pm

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 1:38pm

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 9:16am

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 1:29pm

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 9:09am

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 9:57am

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 11:33am

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 12:01pm

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 12:23pm

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 12:58pm

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 1:02pm

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2020 @ 9:07am

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2020 @ 9:44am

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2020 @ 9:56am

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2020 @ 3:22pm

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 12:49pm

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 12:52pm

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2020 @ 8:10am

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2020 @ 10:55am

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 12:57pm

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 1:31pm

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 1:39pm

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2020 @ 6:42pm

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2020 @ 5:12am