Kaikkien janoisten sankari.





I sexually Identify as a Laine-Uutinen. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of appearing on your facebook feed and making you absolutely crazy. People say to me that a person being a Laine-Uutinen is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a tattoo artist tattoo all of the Laine-Uutiset ever published on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Laine-Uutinen” and respect my right to appear on your facebook feed. If you can’t accept me you’re a Lainephobe and need to check your uutis-privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.