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An imagined sequence of events that provides the context in
which a business decision is made. Scenarios always come in
sets of three: best case, worst case, and just in case.
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Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
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One of Bender's kids: Can we have Bender burgers again?
Bender: No, the cat shelter's onto me.
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"Surely you can't be serious."
"I am serious, and stop calling me Shirley."
-- "Airplane"
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Life is a healthy respect for mother nature laced with greed.
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Your boyfriend takes chocolate from strangers.
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Marge: I know we didn't ask for this, Homer, but doesn't the Bible
say, "Whatsoever you do to the least of my brothers, that you
do unto me...?"
Homer: Yes, but doesn't the Bible also say, "Thou shalt not take
moochers into thy hut?"
The Otto Show
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