What’s your best synonym/saying for masturbation? Spanking the monkey Five finger shuffle Making the bald man cry Poaching your egg Riding the mayonnaise surf Shucking corn Waxing your carrot Windsurfing on Mount Baldy Debugging the hard drive Auditioning your hand puppet Oozing your noodle Squirt hockey Hand shandy

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🎊🎉HAPPY🎂🎂BIRTHDAY😍🎊 you sexy😏😘SLUT😍👅it's time⏰⏰to celebrate💦🍾✨your SQUIRT-DAY😳🥵💦with some CAKE🍑🍑😜 be sure to BLOW🥳🍆out all the candles🎂🎂so your WISHES and 😍 WET DREAMS💦💦can all ♥♥♥✨😳true‼️On this day a beautiful🥰 baby 👶 was born 🐣 who loved to SUCK🍼🍼on some BIG😲😻MILKY🥛🥛 TITTIES🍒👩‍👧✨so let's party👯‍♀️🎊🥂with a birthday🥳🎉BLOW-OUT😘👅🎉BASH✨😍with friends 👯‍♀️🥰👯and FUN🎊🎈🍾and lots of CUMfetti🎉🎉🎊be sure to wear your SLUTTY😳🤩birthday suit 😘💋

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HAPPY 🎊🎁♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🎂BIRTHDAY🍫 🎉 YOU SLUT! 😛MAY ALL 🙌🏼YOUR 💫WISHES✨ ⭐️🌟COME TRUE ON THIS ☀👌🏼👌🏼️BEAUTIFUL 😍DAY. I WANT TO 👏🏼👏🏼THANK 👍🏼YOUR PARENTS 👫4️⃣GETTING ⬇️ AND 👪DIRTY 2️⃣0️⃣ YEARS AND 9️⃣ MONTHS 💬AGO👶🏽AND DOING👉🏼👌🏼 SUCH A 👌🏼WONDERFUL 👍🏼JOB, 👼🏽🚼YOU ARE THE ✔️✔️✔️BEST REARRANGEMENT 🔄🔁OF CHROMOSOMES❎ I HAVE SEEN 🕵🏼🕵🏼‼️‼️GO GET YOURSELF 👇🏼👊🏼SOME 😺 🐈OR MAYBE SOME 🍆. DO WHATEVER 👄💁🏽YOUR ❤️ NEEDS 💦TO BE HAPPY! 😄TURN 🆙 AND SHOVE YOUR FACE 👦🏽IN SOME 🍰🍦🆗❓ LOVE 💓YOU 💕♥♥♥♥♥! 🐩🐕MAY 🌼🌷🌹YOUR HAPPINESS😁😄 NEVER 🔚❕❗️❕❗️