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It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It

Perform a heart transplant.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2014 @ 8:26am

Kali Mah!

Perform a heart transplant in under 2 minutes.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2019 @ 12:51pm

Socialised Medicine!

Perform a heart transplant losing less than 1500ml of blood.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2014 @ 9:11am

Nine Nine Nine!

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2014 @ 10:24am

One With The Speed Bumps

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance losing less than 2000ml of blood.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2015 @ 10:23am

I Think I Got This

Perform a brain transplant.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2014 @ 7:09am

How Long Can You Live Without A Brain?

Perform a brain transplant in under 1 minute.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2019 @ 1:03pm

Sweet Blasphemy

Perform a brain transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2014 @ 9:28am

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2014 @ 10:56am

Nigel You Bloody Hero

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance losing less than 1200ml of blood.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2015 @ 10:23am

You've Got To Be Kid'n'ey!

Perform a double kidney transplant.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2014 @ 10:13am

Don't In-Test My Patience

Perform a double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes 50 seconds.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2015 @ 6:44am

Performance Anxiety

Perform a double kidney transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2014 @ 10:13am

When You Have No Choice But To Operate

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2014 @ 10:42am

At Least He Won't Be Peeing Blood

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2014 @ 10:42am

Shh I Doctor Now

Calm your patient.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2014 @ 11:20am

Flippin' The Bird

Show the patient your disdain.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2014 @ 8:27am

Surgery Horns

Express your appreciation of the metal.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2014 @ 11:07am

Pinky Swear

Make a promise with the rib cage.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2015 @ 6:38am

I Immediately Regret This Decision

Electrocute and drug yourself at the same time.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2016 @ 5:38am

What Have I Done??

Lose the patient within 15 seconds.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2014 @ 10:49am

Hammer Time

Lose 50,000ml of blood using the hammer.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2019 @ 12:56pm

Mother Hen

Don't lose any tools out the back of the ambulance.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2016 @ 5:31am

Keyhole Surgery

Completely remove the rib cage.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2016 @ 5:35am

Practically Licensed

Complete all procedures.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2015 @ 10:56am

I Should Never Have Doubted Myself

Get an A++ rating on a procedure.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2014 @ 10:42am

Best Surgeon In The World

Get an A++ rating on all procedures.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2015 @ 10:12am

Like A Wet Paper Towel

Throw the new heart away in the surgery.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2019 @ 1:38pm

Vworrrp Vworrrp

Create a Time Lord.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2015 @ 3:54am

Doctor Doctor, Give Me The News

Answer the phone.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2014 @ 10:57am

Nigel The Secretary

Go about your secretarial duties.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2015 @ 11:34am

10 Megabytes Of Raw Data

Collect all floppy disks.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2014 @ 10:56am

Spaaaaaaaaace

Go where no surgeon has gone before.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2014 @ 11:00am

Don't Be Such A Baby, Ribs Grow Back!

Completely smash up the rib cage.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2015 @ 8:01am

About As Politically Correct As Fur

Give the patient a... scarf.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2019 @ 10:10am

Valve Actually Let Us Do This?

Successfully use the VHS tape.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2014 @ 8:55am

Let's Go Practice Medicine

Perform an uber heart transplant.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2015 @ 12:19pm

That's How I Lost My Medical License

Perform an uber heart transplant in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2019 @ 9:09am

Should I Be Awake For This?

Perform an uber heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2016 @ 5:47am

The Sound Of Progress My Friend!

Explode a heart.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2015 @ 12:01pm

Archimedes!

Hit Archimedes with a heart.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2015 @ 4:02am

Call Trisha

Now where did you leave her number...
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2015 @ 3:58am

In Space, No One Can Hear You Bleed

Perform a heart transplant in space.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2015 @ 10:56am

Just Enough To Clog The Gravity Engine

Perform a heart transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2015 @ 10:23am

Zero G Kidney

Perform a double kidney transplant in space.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2015 @ 11:20am

The Surgery Of The Future

Perform a double kidney transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2015 @ 10:23am

It's Hardly Rocket Science

Perform a brain transplant in space.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2015 @ 11:33am

Speedrun Time

Perform a brain transplant in space in under 1 minute.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2015 @ 10:23am

Precision Instrument Time

Perform a brain transplant in space losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2015 @ 11:33am

Enter The Code

I'm not sure that was worth it...
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2015 @ 4:14am

Screw The Prime Directive

Reveal your next patient.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2015 @ 4:16am

Eye've No Idea What I'm Doing

Perform an eye transplant.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2016 @ 9:10am

Blink And You'll Miss It

Perform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2019 @ 1:48pm

No More Worse Than Shampoo

Perform an eye transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2016 @ 6:48am

Trust Me, I'm Not A Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2016 @ 9:49pm

Like a hotdog down a hallway.

Perform a corridor heart transplant.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2016 @ 9:54pm

I Can't Work Under These Conditions!

Perform a corridor heart transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2019 @ 10:31am

Don't Even Need A Bucket

Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2016 @ 8:30am

Delivery Coming Through

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2016 @ 9:59pm

We're Going Bowling!

Perform a corridor brain transplant.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2016 @ 10:04pm

Don't Run With Scalpels

Perform a corridor eye transplant.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2016 @ 9:20am

Won't Even Need Glasses!

Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2016 @ 9:20am

Mobile Dentistry

Perform a corridor teeth transplant.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2016 @ 9:27am

Keep Your Eyes On The Road

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2016 @ 5:21am

Brace For Surgery

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2016 @ 5:25am

My Eyesight Means A Lot To Me

Perform an eye transplant in space.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2019 @ 10:30am

Orbital Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant in space.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2019 @ 10:33am

What A Load Of Bull

Listen to the surgeon rap.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2016 @ 6:41am

I Am A Genius!

Create a Hammerhead shark.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2016 @ 9:07am

The Goggles Do Nothing

Completely smash up the goggles.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2016 @ 6:15am

Heterochromia

Give the patient heterochromia.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2016 @ 6:35am

Moooooo

Heart of a Cow.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2016 @ 5:52am

Trumsplant

Tower + Steak + Vodka in main cavity.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2016 @ 11:02am

Little Wet Willy

Wet Willy with little pinky.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2019 @ 10:01am

Pink Eye

Vodka to the eye.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2019 @ 10:02am

Now I Can Reach

Pick the nose (either nostril) with little fingers.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2019 @ 10:00am

Is it Real?

Pull his hair for 3 seconds or more.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2016 @ 5:49am

A New Heart

Complete with either Gold or Stone Heart.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2016 @ 8:42am

A++ is Trumperific

Get A++ rating with either Gold or Stone Heart.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2016 @ 6:00am



Life's Too Short

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.

Brainstorm

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 15 seconds.

A Surgeon's Merit Is Based On Speed

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance in under 3 minutes.

Surgetricity

Complete a procedure after being electrocuted. (Must be electrocuted within 10 secs)

Performance Enhancer?

Complete a procedure after injecting a drug. (Must be drugged within 10 secs)

And They Said It Was Impossible!

Complete a procedure after being drugged and electrocuted. (Must be afflicted within 20 secs)

Butter Fingers

Lose every organ out the back of the ambulance during the heart transplant.

I'm Sure He'll Live

Complete a procedure with less than 10ml of blood remaining.

Like An Animal

Throw everything on to the floor in the kidney transplant surgery.

The Beat Of Your Heart

Replace the heart with something else.

Frikkin' Lasers

Complete a procedure using only the surgical laser.

Go For The Optics!

Perform

There Is Nothing More To Teach...

Completed every achievement. Now go save lives!

It's In! It's In I Tell You!

...and it was going so well.

Nothing But Skull

Complete a brain transplant by throwing it in.

Let's See That Sick Filth Again

Perform a 180° spoon flip.

No Time To Admire The View

Perform a heart transplant in space in under 1 minute 40 seconds.

Stomach O'Clock

Perform a double kidney transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

We're Going On An Adventure!

Take your radio with you.

I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

Smash all canisters within 10 seconds.

Best Surgeon In The Universe

Complete all 6 secret transplants.
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You May Feel A Light Tapping

Perform a teeth transplant in under 2 minutes.

Those Are Some Healthy Gums

Perform a teeth transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.

Right Tools At The Right Time

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes and 40 seconds.

Tunnel Vision

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

The Speed Of A Neuron

Perform a corridor brain transplant in under 1 minute 30 seconds.

The Brains Of The Operation

Perform a corridor brain transplant losing less than 750ml of blood.

Blinding Speed Surgery

Perform a corridor eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Keep Fidgeting To A Minimum

Perform a corridor teeth transplant in under 2 minutes and 20 seconds.

Open Really Wide

Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

I Can See For Miles... Per Hour

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute and 40 seconds.

At Worst, You're Now Colourblind

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance losing less than 700ml of blood.

Not The Time Or Place For Precision

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes and 15 seconds.

No Need To Curb Stomp Him

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.

Eye Of The Space Storm

Perform an eye transplant in space in under 2 minutes 20 seconds.

Expert Space Stalker

Perform an eye transplant in space losing less than 700ml of blood.

The Tooth Is Out There

Perform a teeth transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

Maintained Healthy Gums At Least

Perform a teeth transplant in space losing less than 500ml of blood.

Grin And Bear It

Remove all teeth during the teeth transplant surgery.

Lumberjack

Cut out the eyes using the surgical axe.

You Can't Handle The Tooth!

Complete the tooth transplant only removing the rotten teeth.

First Success

Complete an alien organ transplant.

You're Free Now

Set the Gobbleshaft free.

A Small Loan From My Father

Complete a successful operation that costs more than $1,000,000.00.