Recent reviews by Warm Shower

Boring average freemium brawler game, has no depth to the gameplay whatsoever, just run around and left click, you'd get the same amount of entertainment just playing For Honor, which is a way better game despite being very mediocre, the rewards are all cosmetic boring skins, you can transform into some strong soldier for 12 seconds per game, none of the combat really makes any sense, would not recommend, its also developed and published by NEXON which has some of the worst games and worst ethics when it comes to them.

Woman speaking too much, uninstalled.

Woke garbage crapcom attempt at appealing to zoomers with diversity hire characters, awful starting roster, terrible balancing, battle pass, denuvo, pay to unlock colors, story mode is absolute ♥♥♥♥ and matchmaking ranks have to be the worst "balance" they've ever done, Master rank is just Diamond+ that you can never derank from, the best characters in the game are all the same rushdown/zoners, while they've placed all the grapplers, brawlers and niche characters aside from Blanka at a giant disadvantage due to throw loops being included, network and lag issues are still abundant, the battle lounge system has to be one of the worst casual appealing features that has been included, it's almost as awful as GG:Strive where you can just boost with a friend to celestial, but you just have no incentive to play in battle lounge as there is no reward nor do you gain any experience beating on casual players, overall this has to be the worst street fighter that's existed since the 2 port on PS1.

Capcom really needs to reconsider who they're having make creative decisions, I can't believe that after this many decades of street fighter, our starting roster is literally the same characters from SF1 minus Sagat, Vega, Bison and Balrog, then to throw in a few "cultural diversity" characters, a stupid muscle mommy, a french judo ballet dancer who's face literally is the epitaph of her name, T.Hawk's kid that has like 3 inputs, an old man that spams projectiles and prays to god someone doesn't shimmy them on wakeup so his reversal lands, a black female ninja that listens to music on her ipod nano and uses spray paint, what the hell were they thinking?

On the note of the graphics, they have to be the worst "next-gen" graphics I've ever seen, guiles comb clipping right through his spaghetti strand hair, it looks like the assets of this game were developed in Unity, the game in general looks AWFUL, I don't know who decided that attempting hyper-realistic graphics on their characters was a good idea, but that person needs to be fired immediately too, Tekken stuck with its traditional graphics but just increased their bloom, resolution and polishing, while SF5 had amazing graphics that fit really well with the style of the game, a small upgrade from SF4, and we decided that the formula that had been working for so long needed a change?

Don't get me started on the music either, just listen to the lyrics for the character select screen for yourself and make your own assumptions.

Needless to say, they could've really made better decisions on this roster, the woke fanbase cries for diversity and yet we exclude the diversity that has mattered to begin with, T.Hawk, Dudley, El Fuerte, Hakan, Yun/Yang, Fei Long, Elena, Hugo, Poison, Balrog, Urien, NOTHING, but yet we try to appeal to the masses by implying that Guy's pupil is a black chick that gets buffed by listening to music? please get this zoomer ♥♥♥♥ out of my game.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ this game flopped, had to refund it within 30 minutes of even playing it, they tried to copy the same formula as ninja storm but failed horribly at it, not to mention it locks you in at 30 fps in multiplayer lmao.

Run and shoot, the game, ♥♥♥♥♥♥ copyright free music that's generic as ♥♥♥♥, literally no depth or fun to the game, probably the worst roguelike I've ever played.

Terrible freemium smash clone that's from a third person perspective rather than a side scrolling one, mechanics are very buggy, certain hits don't register properly, lag is a huge problem because crossplay CANNOT be disabled, you have to pay for extra characters or indulge into what seems like 10-20 hours to unlock most of them and to top the diarrhea cake with a dingleberry if you pay for the $25 founders pack you don't even get every hero unlocked, do yourself a favor and just avoid this game and continue to play Slippi or ultimate on your switch, Hi-Rez never gives a ♥♥♥♥ about their games and this is clearly another indication of a cash grab.

A review coming from a gay man who has been through a relationship with other BPD partners, this story did nothing but make me feel empathy for the ones who had to have been put through the type of emotional abuse that these people put them through, it's not the mental illness but lack of self-awareness and abundance of selfishness that these people carry daily that put innocent people through these experiences to jade their view of relationships and love, the antagonist of the story has no idea what romance and love is, he is a surface leveled person with no depth of character, he bases all of his interactions off sexual contact and appearances, immediately forcing you into an awkward emotional situation within a few meetings, if you're not in the right state of mind, please avoid this game entirely, aside from that, the only positives I can give this game is the visual storytelling was appealing and the soundtrack was quite nice, my favorite being "paradise lost", if you yourself struggle with BPD or any other type of disorder that's forced you to hurt others, maybe this will be a way for you to visualize what others have felt when you had done such things.

Most ♥♥♥♥ unity game I've ever played holy ♥♥♥♥, it's literally reused assets every level with no explanation and they can't even center the menus, everything is skewed to the side and unreadable

The combat system is awful 90% of the game, if you don't play on easy mode you'll spend another 40-50 hours grinding per region to catch up to the mobs around you, your teammates are useless and don't know what to do half the time forcing you to either micro-manage or solo the boss fights frequently, the story is pretty nice and art/music is amazing of course, but stereotypical of all ghibli movies, definitely worth if its on sale, otherwise I wouldn't spend the whole $50.

Got 2 choices, unga or bunga.