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3,176.2 hrs on record (3,022.4 hrs at review time)
Dead by Daylight is the perfect game if you’ve ever wanted to feel like the star of a horror movie—except the plot always ends with me getting chased down by a psychopath while I scream and trip over a log for no reason.

Playing as a survivor, it’s a mix of adrenaline, teamwork, and hoping the killer doesn’t notice the trail of sweat and panic I’m leaving behind. And playing as the killer? It's basically a free pass to unleash your inner nightmare fuel on innocent survivors who are just trying to fix a generator.

10/10, it’s terrifying, hilarious, and I somehow always end up getting caught in a bear trap within the first 5 seconds. Still, it’s a blast and the closest I’ll ever get to starring in my own slasher flick—minus the actual fame, of course.

The scare aspect quickly fades, but the skill-ceiling is exponential and a lasting-game for good reason.
Posted 28 November, 2024.
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48.4 hrs on record
Very fun and unique game that has kept a pretty big player-base.
10/10 would play again just for the chaotic voice chat
Posted 28 November, 2024.
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418.6 hrs on record (414.6 hrs at review time)
A timeless classic far ahead of its time upon release, a ton of content but slightly outdated in my opinion nowadays.
Posted 28 November, 2024.
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607.3 hrs on record
Pros: Drastically improved graphics, many new towers and heroes
Cons: doesn't keep me "hooked", late-game seems to be discouraged which is my favorite part
Posted 28 November, 2024.
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1,394.5 hrs on record (1,393.9 hrs at review time)
BTD Battles may be a bit older, but it's like that classic TV show you can’t stop rewatching—even though you’ve seen all the episodes a hundred times. The gameplay is simple, the strategy is deep, and somehow, it still manages to get my heart racing every time I send out a wave of bloons to destroy my opponent’s hopes and dreams.

The graphics might not be as shiny as newer games, but trust me, the adrenaline is just as real. 10/10, still worth the download if you’re looking for a fun, addictive, and challenging experience. Sure, the game’s been around a while, but it’s like a good pizza—it’s still great no matter how many years go by.
Posted 28 November, 2024.
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4,252.9 hrs on record (4,240.3 hrs at review time)
BTD6 isn’t just a game; it’s a lifestyle. One minute you’re casually placing a dart monkey, and the next you’re calculating MOAB popping power like you’re launching a space mission.

The graphics? Okay. The strategy? Complex. The satisfaction of seeing a fully upgraded Sun Temple vaporize a ZOMG? Unmatched. My only complaint is that the monkeys are smarter than me, and I’m fine with that.

The skill-ceiling in this game is higher than Snoop Dogg on a Tuesday afternoon.

Completing these races at a good time feels like trying to solve a Rubik’s Cube while riding a unicycle through a fireworks display—blindfolded.

10/10, would spend another 100 hours debating whether to upgrade my banana farm or build my next defense.
Posted 28 November, 2024.
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100.1 hrs on record
I love Bloons, I really do. Ninja Kiwi has delivered so many banger games that I’ve practically got dart-throwing monkeys on my speed dial. But Bloons Card Storm? It feels less like a storm and more like a light drizzle.

The mechanics are solid, but it’s like someone threw my favorite tower defense into a blender with a card game and forgot to hit 'blend.'

Respectfully, Ninja Kiwi, you’re still the GOAT, but this one’s a dart that missed the mark. 5/10, but only because I know you can do better!
Posted 28 November, 2024.
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1,672.2 hrs on record (1,659.3 hrs at review time)
Now with Co-op! Double the Chaos, Double the Tears 👶
Nothing says 'bonding experience' like screaming at your co-op partner for accidentally picking up your devil deal item. Now you can experience the joy of teamwork... or the horror of realizing your friend can't dodge a single brimstone beam.

10/10, online co-op has added new ways for me to laugh, cry, and blame someone else for dying to spiders. Truly a biblical experience.

All jokes aside, one of my favorite games of all time with mod-support and infinite replay value for casual gamers or speedrunners/streakers alike.
Posted 28 November, 2024.
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13.8 hrs on record (13.3 hrs at review time)
Ever wonder what it’s like to snowboard on your Spotify playlist? Audiosurf 2 lets me turn my guilty pleasures into high-octane, rhythm-based chaos. One minute, I’m cruising to Beethoven like a classy gamer, and the next, I’m dodging obstacles to 'Never Gonna Give You Up' like my life depends on it.

Pros - simple and relaxing
Cons - Other similar genre-games are more in-depth and visually appealing, but for an older-release date, this game is pretty good.

Posted 28 November, 2024.
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83.3 hrs on record
Great game in the autobattler genre, definitely worth a try.
Pros - intriguing gameplay, replay value, the grind, friendly developer
Cons - computer intensive (at least for me), limited current playerbase
Posted 28 November, 2024.
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