Recent reviews by MrMafia

Touched some grass.. turns out i'm allergic.

Step 1: Get rarer and rarer items until you have incredibly rare ones.
Step 2: Never leave the safe-zone or be prepared to get jumped by Khabib Nurmagomedov, Francis Ngannou, and Jon Jones simultaneously.

Hero Siege is like if Diablo and a bag of popcorn had a baby. It's fast-paced, it’s frantic, and you're always one misstep away from being completely overrun by monsters—who, by the way, really don’t want you to live. You’ll be slashing, casting spells, and dodging projectiles like a caffeinated squirrel on a sugar rush, all while your loot pile grows bigger than your ego.

It’s the kind of game where you think you’re invincible, then a giant spider the size of a house appears and you’re suddenly in full-on panic mode, spamming every skill you have. But hey, that’s half the fun, right? Plus, there’s always more heroes, more upgrades, and more loot to get—because what’s better than becoming an overpowered machine of destruction?

10/10, would recommend if you love chaotic, monster-slaying madness with a side of loot greed. Bonus points if you can survive long enough to see the next ridiculous boss who’ll make you rethink your life choices.

Golf With Your Friends is what happens when you mix golf with chaos and then add a bunch of people who have no idea how physics work. Imagine trying to play a serious game of golf, but instead of a nice, quiet course, you’re on a map filled with ramps, ramps, and more ramps—oh, and black holes.

It’s the kind of game where you’re either laughing so hard you forget to hit the ball, or getting so competitive you end up taking your shots way too seriously, only to get launched into the stratosphere by a trampoline. There’s no such thing as a ‘normal’ round—every hole is an adventure, and sometimes the adventure is just trying to avoid falling into a literal volcano.

10/10, would recommend for those who want to play golf... with way more explosions and way less focus on the actual golfing part. Bonus points if you somehow manage to beat your friends without losing your mind first.

Geometry Dash is like a test of your sanity disguised as a rhythm game. The regular levels? A warm-up. The demon-levels? They're basically a conspiracy to make you question your life choices. You’ll spend hours trying to jump over spikes, only to hit the tiniest corner of a block and have your dreams shattered in milliseconds.

But here’s the thing: every time you fail (and you will, A LOT), you’ll pick yourself up and dive right back in, because something about dodging impossibly placed obstacles to an upbeat soundtrack is just too satisfying. You’ll curse the game. You’ll scream at the screen. And then, you’ll beat that level and feel like a superhero.

10/10, would recommend if you’re looking to test the limits of your rage tolerance, and also want a strangely addictive experience that makes you feel like a champion when you finally conquer the impossible.

Garry's Mod is like a sandbox where the sand is broken physics, endless memes, and questionable decisions. Want to build a flying car out of barrels, or trap your friends in a giant banana? This game has you covered. It’s like Minecraft but for adults with a terrible sense of humor and way too much time on their hands.

The best part? It’s your world. Want to create a chaotic ragdoll nightmare? Done. Want to play hide and seek with a bunch of weird, glitchy props? Go for it. The only limit is your imagination... and probably your computer’s CPU.

10/10, would recommend if you like making your friends laugh, getting stuck in weird situations, or wondering if you accidentally broke the game. Again.

Too busy unlocking the next fish to write a detailed review.
10/10 for the market aspect alone.

The Game the Developers Gave Up On, But We Never Did
Dota Underlords is the perfect game for those who love a bit of strategy, a touch of chaos, and autobattlers.
The developers made a beautiful cake, took one bite, then walked away to start baking something new—but the players? We’re still here, frosting the heck out of that cake and making it better than ever.

Sure, the updates are few and far between (last update in 2020), but honestly, this game has such a solid foundation that we’re too busy playing to care. The strategy is deep, the heroes are iconic, and the community? Loyal as heck. Every match feels like a little nostalgic reunion with a game that might be gathering dust, but still delivers some of the best moments of strategy, triumph, and defeat.

A must-try of the autobattler genre, just check the discussions if you don't believe me.

Don't Starve Together is a survival game where the goal is simple: don’t die... and don’t go insane while trying. But let’s be real, you’re gonna do both, probably multiple times. The graphics are stunning in their own creepy, Tim Burton-esque way—beautifully dark and somehow charming, like a spooky animated feature that’s just a bit too friendly with a shovel.

The real magic, though, is the mod support. Want a giant turkey to chase you around? There’s a mod for that. Want to turn the entire game into a disco party with penguins? There's definitely a mod for that. The modding community is like the wild west of creativity, and Don’t Starve Together is the perfect playground for it.

Fun rogue-like game to pass the time.