I'll save you some searching on this one.

Yes, I have the Apple ear buds. No, I do not want to trade them. If you want them that badly, gift me about $1000 worth of games, and we'll talk. Otherwise, I do not want to trade them. Period. End of discussion. If you want to test me, go ahead, but you won't last long.

If you choose to contact me because I have ear buds and you do not comply with my request above, you will be blocked on the spot. This is NOT up for debate.

Thank you for your time.