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87.8 hrs on record (87.5 hrs at review time)
Alright so after almost 88 hours I finished every achievement for this game so here comes my review.

Being a hardcore Bloodborne fan, you would expect from me to throw garbage at the game, but man, this game it's a piece of work. Mostly I think you can't expect this game to be a full souls experience, like a Bloodborne/Sekiro copy cat, because the new strats required in this game come inspired from those games, but it's not the same as to play one game or the other. And that, it's when Lies of P shines, mixing both gameplays and adding extra sauce on top with its beautiful art and rich story, you will continue to play and want to keep learning more and more.

Honestly it's a must get for every souls fan who wants to experience new stuff, and if you are a casual gamer, don't doubt to get it when it's on a discount, while being difficult, learning to parry and improve your character it's literally a game changer, you can stick to original and activate p organs that can convert your experience into something different.

Anyway, that's everything I will say, I hope the DLC or next game comes soon, can't wait for it!

Edit: just grammar and the thingy for the steam awards
Posted 18 October, 2023. Last edited 26 November, 2023.
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5.7 hrs on record (5.4 hrs at review time)
There was a cat. It was great.
Posted 22 November, 2022.
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1 person found this review funny
1,269.9 hrs on record (335.4 hrs at review time)
Best loading screen simulator ever.
Posted 26 November, 2016.
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3 people found this review helpful
0.4 hrs on record
You know whats the magic thing? After all these years, you finally see "Half Life" with a different background... It's by far, one of the greatest things community has created about half life, and the closer we can get to any new things from valve, and the universe of the games.
To have an example to let you know what this thing is about. Remember in half life when you went to the corner of a room, or an area, and you could see through windows, or bars, people running away from combine, fighthing them, but then the action moved out of camera, leaving you only with the sound, and finally leaving you alone. With this comic you can finally break those barriers, and see what was behind that wall, what happened to those people... A master piece.

Will update after second chapter is out.
Posted 8 October, 2016.
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3 people found this review helpful
335.3 hrs on record (20.3 hrs at review time)
Short version:

Buy it.

Long Version:

I'm gonna be honest, I'm one person that prefers to download a game for free online, instead of buying it, cause I really don't have money to spent on games who companies really don't care to work on it, examples are... well you know what kind of games. But then, I met CD Projekt Red, oh man, those guys... just did the perfect game. I spent HOURS playing the pirate version of the game for free submerging myself in a history that makes you really want to stay in the game and not leave. Ever. After months saving I decided I needed the game, but not only the game, I bought the big pack of the game, the one that left my pockets empty just by thinking about it.

Now if you need MORE motivation than a hardcore pirate gamer buying a game.

Pros:
+ Graphics
+ Gameplay
+ Lore
+ Open world
+ Fight mechanics
+ Gerald's beard growing in real time
+ Addictive game inside addictive game (yes gwent, I'm talking about you)
+ LOTS OF ENEMIES (just when you think you have seen everything random new enemy spawn in your face and rekts yo ass
+ LOTS OF ITEMS (Maybe would be boring if it's the same sh*t with different name
.. but nope, every damn sword has a unique design
+ Boobs
+ Sex with boobs
+ Badass free dlc with more of the above
+ Everything else in life

Cons
- you haven't buy the game yet... (But you will)
- You will lose your family
- You will lose your social life

Final rating: 10/10

Posted 27 May, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
162.4 hrs on record (44.2 hrs at review time)
Don't.
Pursue.
Lu Bu.

The review:

Well... I've been a fan of Koei since Warriors Orochi, you guys rock... but... come on, what's wrong with this game?, I got a new pc and a friend of mine gave me this game as a gift. I sent all the options to the max/ultra/whatever quality and I still get the most ugliest textures in some characters, maybe the main ones are not affected but the generals and the other ones are just simply horrible, same thing happens with weapons and a lot of other things, I just want an option that let's you turn the ps4 graphics on or something like that, my computer can easy handle that as it did with the Witcher III... oh well... I will still keep playing until I get every single weapon and character max levels.

Final point: Don't pursue Lu Bu.
Posted 10 July, 2015.
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2 people found this review helpful
1,082.9 hrs on record (776.0 hrs at review time)
So... This isn't my first review, BUT, I guess I need to do it again, since the first one was on 40 hours of playing... SO, after a year I get to know 5 things about this game.

1. It's awesome the TONS of nice people, almost every friend I have is from TF2, I can make some mentions, like the best player in my list, is a nice guy with true heart, and soemone that helped me when I was about to kill myself due to a break up with... anyway, other guys, like a teacher from a rocket jump server, that now is one of my best friends, an asian guy... that... well is asian, and a german guy with a profile pic of a girl... xD, you can get to know, I've been playing in almost every kind of server, from a normal valve Control Points server, to a Death Run server hosted by nice admins. Also, you can get to some weird servers, that are full of bots, or idle people, but well, that's something that happens sometimes.

2. Hats...

3. The community is half good, and half bad, I mean you get to know nice players, and some funny servers to just have fun, and other servers to completely destroy the enemy team, but since mannconomy update, now there is another market for all the things you can have and get, BUT you need items to do it, like keys and ♥♥♥♥, and they have prices, and a lot of more things that I don't want to get into it... I mean, yeah I used the market, tf2outpost, and trade.tf, but I don't care about prices or those things, If I want a thing, I GET THE THING, no matters what is the price for it... So I just skip this part, but if you wanna get into it, you will need to use backpack.tf

4. Last thing, this game saved my life, with the friends I got from it, I must say thank you for it, if you have a history, just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ add me and hang me with me for a while, maybe I can even be your new friend (?)

5. Hats.
Posted 2 January, 2015. Last edited 28 February, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
31.1 hrs on record (27.3 hrs at review time)
So... I started playing this game like... a year ago? I meet a guy that really help me with my problems... at that time I was really broken cause... girlfriend gone. I played this game for... god, tons of hours and get the hang of it, to be a "pro" player... I stopped playing then cause college and more problems, now I'm back... Started one easy campaign... a zombie killed me in spawn... then I kill all my friends... 13/10 - IGN
Posted 14 April, 2014. Last edited 28 February, 2015.
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