What the heck did you just say about me, you big meanie? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the TinyTots Program, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the girl's bathroom,and I have over 300 confirmed noogies.You think you can get away with saying that baloney to me on the glowy typebox? Think again, doodiehead. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of teachers across the USA and your parents are being called to pick you up right now so you better prepare for the spanking, junior. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can wedgie you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed fartfights, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States PTA and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your dorky bottom off the face of the playground. I will spray boogers over you and you will cry about it.