Mission Directive: Top-secret elite military operation involving advanced stealth farming techniques, precision tactical rice planting, and covert nighttime irrigation maneuvers. Units must avoid enemy patrols while watering the rice under the cover of darkness.

Primary Objective: Infiltrate the rebel stronghold, secure the highly classified Rice Cooker Device, and extract the sacred Rice Recipe Blueprint.

Secondary Objective: Eliminate the rebel commander, General Sticky Rice, by sabotaging his secret weapon, the Famine Wooden Chopsticks. Ensure his demise using the classified "Sizzling Wok" technique, frying him out of the equation.

Tertiary Objective: Ensure no grain is left behind. Once secured, initiate immediate exfiltration to extraction point Kitchen via John Deere tractor.

Failure is not an option. The future of rice depends on this operation.

Operative: Chi
Aliases: Madman, Madby, Kirby, Kirman, mK, K
Callsign: Echelon
Status: Active
Age: 26
Sex: Maybe
Height: 5'7"
Weight: I only weigh in during tank encounters
Region: South East Asia
Steam Membership Since: 2017

Hobbies: Gaming, Airsoft, Motorcycle & SUV city night cruising, Listening to music, Watching movies and television series, Taking care of my Koi fish & Chowspitz furball pupper, Managing my small-sized Pico Reef tank (I got Harlequin shrimp and Ocellaris clownfish as duo inside of it), Collecting Funko Pops and action figures, Chess, Playing with RC cars (both those electric powered and motorized) & mini aerial drones for fun.

Gamer Type: Casual
Gameplay Style: Tactical, Methodical, Hit & Run
Preferred Game Genres: FPS, RTS, RPG, MMORPG, Survival Horror, Action-Adventure, Sports, Racing, Simulation

Notable Badass L4D2 Players: Necrosword, Gyrocracy, DTM ttsslove, Angeljoyz, Noodles, Lumina, Cane Creek, Keane, dieudonne, King, Elvinator, ○( ＾皿＾)っ shunko :3, Better Call Wayne., brian5682, Miyu, Daniegirl ♡, eli, Olenyeva, JJJJ - Juli Kidman, sysop2222, ❧WLY❧, Skylice, JenniferLesnicki, kyo, de buzzy, deagull, GM_SP-II(WD), 21011, Висайский убийца, MOTHERCOCONUTS, JuneSlimy, BadAnimeCharacter, 영원한치킨, じゅんてが, RX-93, BlackRock, Rakhons, Elvinator, _Sky_, iCingCong (pls kick bots lol), Fish, Kyrop T., MS Powerpoint, i trust u bro, GOJO, Axiue, xedping, Prometheous, TangyBacon, Wilhelm, Minecraft 喜歡 Enderman, Vladimeow Purrtin, Insanity, Ploy, Fish, ayam betutu awetan, Smokey Sexy Sakai, Space Dude Steviee, Phamsy, girl next door, CHAMMY™, Cream Cheese | HyperX, Sesbian Lex, นัวเนียเมียชาวบ้าน, D4C ラブトレイン, 4th, Tokoyami Towa My Wife, ₮Ø₱, MinhDucNB97, Beluga, 웃scyanitic, Allison Harvard, DaMuffin, ᶠYͧoͨᵏս, Cha Hae-in (Solo Leveling)

Favorite Games: Left 4 Dead 2, Command & Conquer: Generals - Zero Hour, Command & Conquer: Yuri's Revenge, Mental Omega, Stronghold Crusader, Battle Realms Zen Edition, Counter Strike: Global Offensive (now CS2), Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon Wildlands, Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon Breakpoint, Battlefield 1 ™, Battlefield™ V, Enlisted, Zombie Army 4: Dead War

Favorite Movies: John Wick Chapters 1-4, Dirty Granda, Full Metal Jacket, Battleship, The Hitman's Bodyguard, Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard, Black Hawk Down, 13 Hours: Secret Soldiers of Benghazi, Expendables 1-3, A-Team, Why Him?, Commando, Rush Hour Film Series, Windtalkers, Saving Private Ryan, Fury, Waterloo, The Purge Movies, Transformers Movie Series, Extraction 1-2, The Last Samurai, The Patriot, Hacksaw Ridge, American Sniper, Olympus Has Fallen, London Has Fallen, Angel Has Fallen, Terminator Movie Series, Blood Diamond, Hunter Killer, Top Gun, Top Gun: Maverick

Favorite Television Series: The Last Ship, The Terminal List, Mr Inbetween, 3 Body Problem, Yellowstone, Shogun Drama Series, Game of Thrones, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Tacoma FD TV Series

Favorite Music Bands: Green Day, My Chemical Romance, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Amber Pacific, Slipknot, Metallica, Sabaton, Sleep Token, Michael Learns To Rock, Westlife, Backstreet Boys, A1, NSYNC, Boyzone, Blink-182, Simple Plan, Maroon 5, The Click Five, Queen, Daft Punk, Boys Like Girls, Coldplay, Motley Crue

Badass quotes from the badasses:

"Be careful who you trust, Sergeant. People you know can hurt you the most." - Ghost, Call of Duty: Modern Warfare II

"Those who cling to death; live. Those who cling to life; die" - John Wick & Caine, John Wick: Chapter 4"

"The mission objective takes priority over everything else. Holding to that principle is why I have never failed a mission." - HUNK, Resident Evil: The Umbrella Chronicles

"Into the fires of battle, unto the anvil of war!" - Salamanders, Warhammer 40K