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└📁Program Files (x86)
⠀└📁steam
⠀⠀└📁steamapps
⠀⠀⠀└📁common
⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Counter-Strike: Global Offensive
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Skills
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁 Aim
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
📁USB (D:)
└📁CS:GO Cheats
⠀└⠀✅Big Gay
⠀└⠀✅Small Penis
⠀└⠀✅Hates ♥♥♥♥♥♥s
⠀└⠀✅I want to kiss gRoud.
He grabbed me with his soggy fingers and said.. "Snap out of it, Man."
Then he proceeded to chant and walk in circles around me.
I looked down, My pants were still on fire, but by this time it had spread to my Uterus and three other ligaments. I was getting pretty agitated that no one seemed to care about my third degree burns, or my soon imminent death, but I went along with his plan still hoping he'd manage to save me through his voo-doo witchcraft.
After I came out of my trance from the fire I noticed that I was now in the kitchen of my grandma's house baking a cake..
I Screamed "WHAT THE F***?"
My Grandma ran in and slapped the s*** outta me for cursing.
Then she proceeded to say, "I swear if you talk like that 5 more times, I'll beat the living s*** outta you."
"
That's when they knew I was a goner.
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+rep 1 taps man
+rep nice skins
+rep good player
+rep nice player
+rep gamer
+rep fast and nice trade
+rep nice teammate
+rep Cool friend
+rep Good job
+rep great, highly recommended
+rep Great man
+rep best gamer CS:GO
+rep trusted CS:GO player
+rep pro seller
-rep knifed me every second in awp dm :( XD
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