Happy Birthday Remy, I know you think i'm gay but i swear i'm not. I only sucked that p3nis cos I was dared too, double dared actually. Anyways happy 14th birthday buddy.

you pathetic piece of ♥♥♥♥, go ♥♥♥♥ yourself

Merry Christmas Remy. Keep the memes strong into the next year.

I want to see Warwick Davis and his family fight to death in a little arena. I want to take a bunch of dog fences and set them up in an octagon and throw in some little pairing knives and let the Davis family use them as swords in their vicious duel for freedom against their own flesh and blood. I want to see the little one scream and thrash with his cracked glasses lying next to him on the floor as his father Warwick Davis literally bites pieces of his throat like a rabid dog. Weeks of planned starvation and routine beatings have turned my little midgets into warriors, gladiators, killers without remorse. They'll do anything to feel the sunlight on their little bodies again.

When he removed his greasy slimelight from my poo pipe, he was pleasantly surprised to see a sewer trout staring back at him. He knew I couldn't wait to suck the colon cobra off his giggle stick. I can't wait to devour the man fat from his bald avenger. My mouth was so full of battering ram and creamy load, the gentleman's relish was frothing down my chin and onto my rack. The raiding of my ring piece was so vigorous, he soon found his man berries joining his womb raider deep in my puckered brown eye. Hours of hammering like this would leave any girl's panty hamster looking like a shot cat, and I was no different!

*In the voice of Uncle Ben from Spider Man 1*

"Oh you're sad because a girl at your high-school doesn't like you back? Peter, when I was your age, I left school to bullseye go0ks from a helicopter in the middle of some god forsaken jungle. Don't tell me you have it hard because you're a pathetic kissless virgin. You can act sad when you have to leave behind the lady-boy you fell in love with and made passionate steamy love to in a collapsing bamboo shack, just like I did. You think I felt good about firebombing his ch1nk village and watching our f*ck-hut burn to the ground? We were going to build our lives together there, Peter! You know what? F*ck you. Get the f*ck out of my car."